• i wish i knew how to crochet. i would make you a zoo.
• oh dear, i hope i don't become the angelina jolie adoptive parent of torn skirts.
• [pus's tuesday pain] is like menstruation combined with the way a wolf howls at the moon.
• i should call her failboat
• this keyboard is very sticky and slow...like a sloth kiss.
• i need plastic surgery so i can look like a koala!
• my hair is always splat.
• *SLOTHCLING*
• it's better for the world if we talk
• you are so stylish it makes my nerdbox tingle.
• melissa called the Frogs unto erin
• maybe our childrens' brains will be flossy.
• my skull! hands off. erin's skull has a l...

• The Torn Skirt by Rebecca Godfrey
• Caucasia by Danzy Senna
• The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
• The Tracey Fragments by Maureen Medved
• Like the Red Panda by Andrea Seigel
• Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson
• Brave New Girl by Louisa Luna
• Le Petit Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
• The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower
• Foxfire by Joyce Carol Oates
• How To Breathe Underwater by Julie Orringer
• First, Body by Melanie Rae Thon
• Lullabies for Little Criminals by Heather O'Neill

• "i dreamt of a fever, one that would cure me of this cold, winter set heart. with heat to melt these frozen tears and burned with reasons as to carry on." - Bright Eyes
• There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door. - Martha Manning
• Youth is a continual intoxication; it is the fever of reason. - François de la Rochefoucauld
• "The skin of my emotions lies beneath my own. You'll never feel the heat of this soul. My fever burns me deeper than Ive ever shown to you." -Fiona Apple
• I wanted to sell fire and sirens door to door.- Jerry Williams

• felix baumsteiger
• lucy gough
• kurt halsey
• snjezana josipovic
• franck juery
• gwendolyn kraehenfuss
• keri smith

• Finding the Girl - Thea Hillman
• Human the Death Dance - Buddy Wakefield ...
• Run My Dear - Hafiz
• A Song in the Front Yard - Gwendolyn Bro...

ask me about the following titles when we talk! especially the first one i have listed!

• Ten Good Seconds of Silence by Elizabeth Ruth

• Nylon magazine
• Foamy the squirrel!
• Law and Order: SVU
• Livejournal
• Exploding Dog
• A Softer World
• PostSecret
• Flickr
• Natalie Dee
• Devoted Bee
• Kawaii Not
• Print and Pattern
• Hammy the squirrel!
• Jane magazine (as a guilty pleasure before it got cancelled)
• Frankie Magazine wallpapers

• you need to watch the simpsons and go on a rollercoaster. maybe not at the same time, though.
• you look like a bat.
• you are a cool page!
• you are sesame girl today!
• wow, you really do have a koala complex.
• no nightmares. lots of goodmares.
• i want to help you in this battle *puts hedgy paw over heart*
• she sucks for life. i bet even her goldfish hates her.
• (giving advice about meds)say you feel really sick or something. and/or that you are starting to grow a beard, without them.
• monkeys are hard to come by nowadays.
• prose, my dear.
• me is good and you is good. the end.
• we matchies like samesies.
• i don't know how to do it. but i glow in ...

• sleth
• samesies
• pocket-erin
• iHog
• canadenvy
• copysloth
• ducktails
• e-cosset
• erinhog (not a porcupine)
• listy
• funnied
• nerdbox
• sciencey
• ice skating
• wooshiness
• oh, pfft!
• dr. blind
• p-units
• a "colder"
• peppermint eyeballs
• porcupine time

• the sloth who straightens the line
• members of the order Erinaceomorpha
• erinaceus canadensis
• squirrels(hammy, foamy, pilz-e)
• uglydolls
• fish with top hats or missing eyeballs
• pandas, esp. red pandas
• hedgehogs
• retarded frogs

• she does amazing stuffed animal voices
• she makes half the typos i do
• she puts so much thought and care into everything she makes (and sends the best mail!)
• she makes me want to hug her all the time
• she finds my future favourite things before i do (like music, books, etc)
• she makes listy SO MUCH FUN! well, she makes everything fun.
• she's never said one mean thing to me EVER.
• she makes the best movies
• she understands me and my tastes exactly because we are practically the same person!
• she finds the best listy stuff!
• she is so unique yet so familiar to me. <3

• the incredibles
• leon the professional
• sloth documentaries
• lost in translation
• ice age
• girl, interrupted
• failure to launch

• mj: how buttons are made
• this is how we create our art
• hedgehog in the fog

• fever
• revenge
• rooftops

• go to the zoo
• watch Ice Age and Failure to Launch (if possible)
• buy uglydolls
• make silly videos
• Starbucks!
• introduce foresty friend stuffed animals
• wear our cloud t-shirts on the same day
• encourage parents to befriend each other so that they give us space

• make life-sized squirrel tails that we can attach to ourselves and walk around wearing them
• run across the rooftops in victoria, bc
• own a pet hedgehog (Ourhog)
• teach melissa how to put on makeup stablessly
• visit each other's countries
• be neighbors or roommates!
• watch Leon (The Professional) together
• watch SVU together
• stay up late talking
• be annoying old ladies drinking coffee at chapters
• breakfast for erin that doesn't include cold, day-old hard boiled eggs

• Whores on the Hill by Colleen Curran
• The Bitch Posse by Martha O'Connor
• Have You Seen Me by Laura Denham
• Foxfire by Joyce Carol Oates
• Lullabies for Little Criminals by Heather O'Neill

• Sloth Babies
• Law and Order SVU - Sesame Street
• Mittens the Cute Kitty
• Extremely Stupid - my smiling car on AIM...

• Victoria BC on Wikipedia
• MOUNT DRUG!!! hahahah
• Here's a gutter, here's a straitjacket; ...
• Acrobat Access
• Heart's Content - in an alley!
• off of Yates Street
• I was aloft, a derelict acrobat
• And the sky would stay like a hole

• housecoat/bathrobe
• pop/soda
• afternoooooooooon/afternoon
• bum/butt
• bird course/fuzzy (course)