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i know i'm young, but if i had to choose him or the sun / i'd be one nocturnal son of a gun (a series of non-linear snapshot domestic au drabbles. gonna be heavy on fluff and porn. i'd apologize, but i'm not that sorry.)

Hoseok and Yoongi are childhood friends turned fuck-buddies. It should be simple, shouldn't it? Except everything between them becomes more and more complicated.

Highschool!AU. January and February come cold and burring, but Yoongi only knows the de novo warmth of March.

"I've had an epiphany."

"And that is?"

"I'm in love with Jung Hoseok."

"That's your epiphany? I could've told you that."

Yoongi is a wolf and Hoseok is a lamb trying to run away from home.

(Or: Hoseok is heir to a multi-billion company and Yoongi is the bartender he falls in love with.)

  • ✩ try by sixtieshairdo; +2k

"He feels his heart sink down down down, when he sees the hesitance in Hoseok’s eyes, the kind of look he’s seen before when Hoseok wants to reject him but doesn’t know how to go about doing it.

This is what stagnancy feels like, when the rest of the world is moving, and you feel nothing but a look that holds you into place, into your place, which is independent of anyone else’s, and Hoseok is breaking his heart right now, and he suddenly realizes how, somewhere along the way, he had disregarded his philosophy on how people can never belong to each other, and he had unconsciously accepted that he did belong to Hoseok, but right now, right in this tragic moment, he realizes, perhaps, Hoseok never wanted to have him.

He leaves the room, somehow, and hides, once again, in the studio, furiously and feverishly writing, creating, constructing, as he breaks breaks breaks."

Coffee orders should really come with a word limit. Unless it gives Hoseok another reason to talk to Yoongi, of course.

Maybe Yoongi is actually really kind of fucking gone for his best friend.

(Also: Hoseok can't sit on a secret for very long because he's terrible at keeping secrets, which is only ironic because he loves Yoongi, too, and Yoongi hasn't figured it out yet.)

It wasn't like Yoongi didn't want to tell Hoseok about what he did to make money. He wanted to tell him, he did, but the last time he had come clean about his work to a partner they left him with a few tense words and a broken heart. Hoseok was different, Yoongi knew that, but he couldn't help his fear that Hoseok would end up leaving him just like the others. No. It would have to wait for another day.

• hoseok and yoongi have been hooking up for the past 6 months, everything is fun and games. and yoongi is adamant to make sure it stays just that.

(or, where hoseok and yoongi are clearly more, but accepting it's a man he's fallen for is a bit of a task for yoongi.)

'Ouija board thinks we should fuck AU'

the "I always wait for you after the full moon night at the edge of the woods so I can bring you home safely, I know you’re tired and sore" au

As they were not allowed to have their mobile phones with them while attending a music show, they were only aware of the stream of ridiculous tweets Yoongi had posted only after the show ended, which led him to frantically worry that Yoongi had gotten himself drunk from their stash of alcohol in the house. Yoongi had not only taken photos of their televised performance and posted them with random captions, he’d also insisted that he loved them all twice, but the icing of the cake was his tweet that he was washing cherry tomatoes, ending it with his iconic Cypher part 3 closing line, “chop chop chop”.

The others had simultaneously groaned and cackled upon reading Yoongi’s tweet-vomit, but Hoseok was out of his mind worried that the stubborn little fool had gotten sick from alcohol poisoning and that he’d find Yoongi lying in a pool of sick once they entered their house.

He didn’t find Yoongi surrounded by his vomit on his bed. In fact, he didn’t find Yoongi on his bed at all.

a witch with bad aim accidentally curses the wrong min yoongi. (or, the snow white au nobody asked for)

my sweet baby, i need fresh blood. (vampire!yoongi and blood donation clinic nurse!hobi, and other adventures)

turns out yoongi has a knack for baking and an eye for the cute guy with a pocketful of terrible baking puns. (or: is that a rolling pin in your pocket or are you happy to see me?)

“Putting a bow on your dick doesn’t make it a real present.”

alternatively: it’s hoseok’s birthday.

“Joon, he’s cute, what am I meant to say? I’m glad you two found Jimin.” Hoseok wraps his scarf around his neck, shivering - November is here in full-force, the cold taking all the feeling from his fingers as soon as he opens the door.

Namjoon rolls his eyes. “I’m just saying consider it, okay? It doesn’t have to be forever, just - just go down, somewhere, sometime, to the adoption centre. It’s not weird. Loads of people adopt.”

“I don’t have the time.”

"You're a fucking idiot."

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Or, Hoseok finds a hybrid sleeping under his honeysuckle bushes, and in the true spirit of k-dramas everywhere, misunderstandings keep them from falling immediately in love.

the "you need a plus-one for your sister's wedding so i'm going as a favor but there's been a misunderstanding and now your whole family thinks we're dating" au

“Hoseok, this is Seungcheol and Jeonghan. We’re in the same fucking omega sex-ed class.” They both smiled at Hoseok, and Yoongi continued. “This is Hoseok, the alpha who triggered my omega presentation.” And that was all. No one needed to know about the casual sex.

Yoongi and Hoseok have a game plan.

(Or: The one where Yoongi takes three tries to propose to Hoseok.)

Because Yoongi doesn't know how this started, or how this will end, but he knows this simple fact: he knows that there is a love between them that is much fiercer than the burning sun. There is that love then, and there is that love now, and surely there will be that same love the next time.

(Or: the one where they're reincarnated over and over again and Yoongi meets a different version of Hoseok every time but Yoongi is the only one that remembers.)

Sometimes, Yoongi looks at Hoseok and he wonders.

(or: the one where they fall in love halfway through traveling the world together and it's equal parts beautiful and absolutely terrifying.)

There is a List of Things one should always be aware of when Min Yoongi comes into the picture. Jung Hoseok does not get the memo.

Yoongi wants to fly so bad he's ready to break the rules for that. Jung Hoseok is the worst collateral damage possible. (Stop lying).

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hoseok gets himself off on a washing machine ft yoongi

When it comes to fucking around with his best friend, Yoongi follows two rules:

1) They must be inebriated.

2) They must not kiss.

aug 19 2016 ∞
apr 1 2018 +
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