fic count: 67

sehun/minseok

• wash cycle heavy load

There are rules for proper housemate etiquette and Sehun's pretty sure he's breaking all of them. On the plus side, Minseok doesn't seem to mind all the dildos he finds in the dishwasher.

sehun/kyungsoo

• blue skies and sunshine

Kyungsoo moves to smalltown Blue Creek with the assumption that he'll leave as soon as he graduates grade 12. But that's before he starts working at the stables with the owners' son, Sehun, and finds a few reasons that might be worth staying for.

chanyeol/sehun

• oh baby

Sehun has a baby. Sehun's parents still consider him a baby. Hopefully that super-hot gas station employee doesn't too.

• merry christmas (here's to many more)

Chanyeol loves Christmas, but he thinks that might change after his letter to Santa gets published in the local newspaper, exposing a tiny little secret of his.

sehun/yixing

• good cop, really bad cop

Just a typical day in the life of Officer Zhang Yixing and the his partner/the constant thorn in his side, Oh Sehun.

yixing/luhan

• how to conquer your personal demons

Luhan is an average college student until a demon named Yixing falls out of the sky and into his life.

minseok/yixing

• call me, maybe?

Sometimes things happen. Like meeting super handsome awesome people at birthday parties. And sometimes you meet them and do really stupid shit because you're drunk. And sometimes it all turns out for the best.

yixing/kris

• ok cats

A cat au in which Kris is the king, Lay is the cat next door, and Xiumin is very fluffy.

• the cheapskate in aisle j11

Yixing is tired of indulging the customer that never buys any books.

jongin/luhan

• i'll bring you home

in this story, jongin brings luhan home.

• agent under(the)cover(s)

Pop star by day, secret agent by night. This really isn’t what it seems.

chanyeol/kris

• do you hear me (i'm talking to you)?

Chanyeol takes on the challenge of learning sign language from scratch to be able to communicate with the hot barista next door who is unfortunately deaf.

• you got that super bass

Yifan's new neighbors are extremely loud and this causes more problems than Yifan is entirely prepared for. And seriously, who has closets?

junmyeon/baekhyun

• the twelve days ♡♡

Baekhyun has never really liked Christmas. A secret admirer seems to want to change that

this is soooooo cute omg i was smiling at the end even though i had a bad day

junmyeon/jongdae

• pretty boy polaroids

Change is often involuntary but necessary, as is love.

• that summer magic

Jongdae spends most of his on-shift time at Everland amusement park wishing that, as advertised, his dreams would actually come true.

• tasteful peacocking

Chef Suho likes to have someone to cook for. Luhan calls it Suho's "peacocking", or his way of showing affection and attracting others. His boss, Kris, calls it a waste of money. Either way, Suho needs to find a way to curb his problem, and the new waiter just might be his solution.

junmyeon/kyungsoo

• balancing equations

Kyungsoo is awkward, and Joonmyun is perfect.

• be be your love

In a world where everyone has a soulmate, unattached Kyungsoo tries to find love in Joonmyun.

minseok/luhan

• supernova ♡♡♡

Kim Minseok, a Music Composition major at SNU and writer for the student music entertainment magazine, Jjang!, has his predictable life turned upside-down when he meets the notorious Chinese Hallyu singing sensation, Lu Han; a new student to SNU attempting to clear his tainted image.

There were two eras in Minseok’s life; pre-Lu Han and post-Lu Han – and the moment those two ages collided was the pivoting force that aligned every instant of his existence.

Until the end.

• extra bucks

"When Chen jokingly puts Xiumin's virginity up for sale on the internet, neither of them expect some guy in another country to pay thrice the asking price for it."

• my milkshake (brings all the boys to the yard)

Lu Han develops a fixation for a certain McDonald's employee. Minseok really hates his job.

• cataclysmic and confected

the soho grand hotel is determined to ruin xiumin's life, and luhan is the incompetent desk clerk that attempts to fix this. d.o makes desserts at inappropriate times, kris's stress ball does not actually relieve any stress, and chanyeol is the bane of everyone's existence. also, everything explodes.

• i wanna talk to you (with you)

luhan rents a phone when he travels to korea. minseok keeps calling a friend's number and leaving voicemails. the voicemails end up on luhan's phone somehow and luhan falls a little for the voice on the other end.

kris/zitao

• the pros and cons of overthinking

in which Wufan is a Greek god and Zitao thinks with his dick.

• excuses, excuses

Tao says he visits Kris because he's in love with Kris's buffalo. Kris believes him. Utter chaos ensues.

• sleepwalker

Wu Fan sleeptalks. And sleepwalks. The rest of EXO-M tries to solve this problem.

luhan/jongdae

• allow me to serenade you

When Luhan's friends dare him with a money bet to win over the unsuspecting RA of Walker 4th floor, they had no idea he'd actually take it. Let alone dedicate himself so vigorously to it.

• asleep at the switch

Harry Potter!AU. After Luhan mistakenly drinks a potion, thinking it was butterbeer, he must pretend to be Jongdae for a month. Jongdae? All Jongdae has to do is catch the snitch that will win Gryffindor the House Cup. jongdae/jongin

• tutor me

Kim Jongin needs a tutor. Kim Jongdae is perfection.

jongdae/zitao

• saviour

college!AU. Jongdae’s new tutor might save him from Mandarin, but that doesn’t help save Jongdae from him.

kyungsoo/kris

• pools, sometimes

kyungsoo attempts to use "super bass" as a source of pickup lines.

• gq gangster ♡

kyungsoo is kris' fairy godmother. although it says 'personal assistant' on his namecard. on the other hand, lu han is xi luhan, no matter what it says on his namecard.

this fic is the bomb man

baekhyun/jongin

• where the heart is

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Or: Baekhyun's not so into cakes, but he's really into the guy who helps sell the cakes. K-ARTS/bakery au.

• 第一步 (the first step)

We're from different worlds, but that's okay. We belong together anyway.

• almost paradise

The first thing Baekhyun does is blush, remembering the bold way he had kissed the dark-skinned boy that night on the beach almost a week ago. It must have been the adrenaline working, or the magic of the night sky, because Baekhyun has never been that forward. He also never expected to see Jongin again. Yet, here he is, standing in front of the handsome boy with the smoldering eyes.

• syntax

An assignment at work has Baekhyun questioning his marriage, and he grapples with his evolving relationship with his Nutcracker Prince.

• you say your lines and i'll say mine

Baekhyun and his friends are making a movie of their own to kill time during the summer. It's a lot of work, especially when Baekhyun is acting alongside his biggest crush ever and the camera keeps rolling in their faces.

• popular

All Baekhyun wants is to be friends with Tumblr user chickencharmer.

sehun/zitao

• under the pines

in which Sehun is an unwitting protagonist and Tao is a fanboy with wanderlust

chanyeol/jongdae

• hot for teacher

The new teacher is a usurper and Chanyeol is horny and suspicious. Not necessarily in that order.

baekhyun/luhan

• the stars would have waited for us

Lu Han isn't one to back down from a challenge.

baekhyun/kris

• light 'em up

Baekhyun downloads the Naver Line app and unknowingly drives Kris crazy because of it.

• chicago is so two years ago

Who even buys three dollar water? Oh, right. Kris does.

• broadcast quality

In which Baekhyun and Krystal are ultra diva, mega bitches, and Kris is just trying to be a producer (who does not have any digestive problems, thankyouverymuch).

• water fun

Kris likes being a lifeguard, and Baekhyun is a lifeguard who has a fear of deep pools.

• actually, we just met today

It would be so much easier if the divine force that interfered with Baekhyun's life, offered instruction pamphlets.

locked/deleted

• joonderella (locked) (junmyeon/zitao)
• something like quick-witted romance (locked) (jongin/luhan)
• crack x3 (alt. known as "joonmyun vs. world") (locked) (junmyeon/baekhyun)
• it's good to be bad (deleted) (junmyeon/jongdae)
• (you knocked me) off my feet (locked) (junmyeon/jongdae)
• so long gay boys (locked) (junmyeon/jongdae)
• like caffeine (deleted) (baekhyun/luhan)
• of words unspoken, of feelings untold (locked) (baekhyun/luhan)
• righting the wrongs (locked) - sequel to of words unspoken, of feelings untold(locked) (baekhyun/luhan)
• your home is my heart (locked) (baekhyun/luhan)
• (a place where) longing feelings touch (locked) (baekhyun/jongin)
• 51 sunsets (deleted) (baekhyun/Kris)
• yonce or bust (locked) (jongdae/jongin)
• the side effects of mushrooms (locked) (junmyeon/luhan)
• always read instructions first (deleted) soooooo cute omfg (kris/luhan)
• frequently baby (locked) (junmyeon/kyungsoo)