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the bug fix

n. the satisfaction of updating software, which gains effortless new features inside the cocoon of the progress bar, whereas your personality—a beta version with compatibility issues, unstable memory and a quirky interface—is open source, trusting peers to collaboratively debug your emotional source code until it’s stable enough for official release into...

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Tips for Proper English

      • Avoid alliteration. Always.
      • Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. State your argument in the SIMPLEST language possible - write three to four SIMPLE sentences to back it up - state your argument ONE MORE TIME in simple language to make sure your TF understands what you're getting at.
      • Employ the vernacular.
      • Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
      • Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
      • Remember to never split an infinitive.
      • Contractions aren't necessary.
      • Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
      • One should never generalize.
      • Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate
      • Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
      • Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's
      • Be more or less specific.
      • Understatement is always best.
      • One-word sentences? Eliminate.
      • Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
      • The passive voice is to be avoided.
      • Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
      • Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
      • Who needs rhetorical questions?
      • Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
      • Don't never use a double negation.
      • capitalize every sentence and remember always end it with point
      • Do not put statements in the negative form.
      • Verbs have to agree with their subjects.
      • Proofread carefully to see if you words out.
      • If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal
      • A writer must not shift your point of view.
      • And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
      • Don't overuse exclamation marks!!
      • Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences,
      • Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
      • If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
      • Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.
      • Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
      • Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun
      • Always pick on the correct idiom.
      • The adverb always follows the verb.
      • Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague;

They're old hat; seek viable alternatives.

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      • Don't abbrev.
      • Check to see if you any words out.
      • Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.
      • About sentence fragments.
      • When dangling, don't use participles.
      • Don't use no double negatives.
      • Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
      • Just between you and I, case is important.
      • Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
      • Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.
      • Its important to use apostrophe's right.
      • It's better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.
      • Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.
      • Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should
      • Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.
      • In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas
      • Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language.
      • Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
      • Avoid unnecessary redundancy.
      • A writer mustn't shift your point of view.
      • Don't write a run-on sentence you've got to punctuate it.
      • A preposition isn't a good thing to end a sentence with.
      • Avoid cliches like the plague.
      • It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
      • Profanity sucks.
may 6 2011 ∞
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