(954): I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza

(910): it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'

(334): I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.

(203): I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

(720): turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "...

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• Running with Scissors
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• Schindler's List
• A Clockwork Orange
• The Soloist

• vanessa hudgens
• lauren conrad
• olsen twins

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• store with lnovell (winter)

• white houses
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• a thousand miles
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• The Time Traveler's Wife
• Boy in Striped Pajamas
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• I Am The Messenger - Markus Zusak
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