• "this will be more fun than a barrel full of half witted monkeys"
  • "his muscles are like soggy tea bags"
  • "kids these days don't even know how to tie down their own pumpkins"
  • "nice girl but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice"
  • "pay attention boy, i'm cuttin, but you aint bleedin"
  • "your tongue slappin but no noise is coming out of your mouth"
jul 17 2009 ∞
jul 17 2009 +