- It makes you look cooler.
- It gives you a reason for loitering in coffee shops and flirting with baristas named Greg.
- It reduces your chances of aggressive prostate cancer by up to 60%.
- It also reduces the chances of ailments applicable not only to men: Type 2 diabetes, stroke, colon cancer, Parkinson's.
- It's the pulse of indie culture.
- It improves mental and aerobic performance, endurance and mood while decreasing depressive symptoms.
- It gives you a good reason to carry around a cool to-go mug.
- It is the initiation into the adult world.
- It comes in cool varieties with WOLRDLY names like Columbian Blend, French Roast, Sumatra Bean, and Nantucket Mix.
- You can evaluate it like wine, citing it's aroma, body, acidity, and flavor.
- It makes you look cooler.
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