• Africa by Toto and ALL COVERS MADE OF IT are absolutely terrible
• although kpop is good, it's veeeeeery over-rated (especially hit groups like BTS)
• artificial rainbow colored food is TERRIFYING (ex: rainbow marshmallows, skittles, fRuItLoOpS)
• cold weather > hot weather
• grades do not determine intelligence
• holidays are horrible, i hate all of them
• learning new things is actually very fun (ex: school, when you're actually learning)
• Li Shang from Mulan is a bisexual icon
• makeup is deceiving, and shouldn't be used to entirely alter one's face. embrace who you are, and present yourself honestly.
• normal straws are better than bendy straws because BENDY STRAWS ALWAYS BREAK

• Name: please, call me jayce
• Pronouns: i primarily use he/him, but am fine with they/them as well. c:
• Astrological sign: gemini sun, pisces moon, cancer rising
• Location: USA, pst time
• MBTI personality type: ENTP
• Sexuality: bi
• Height: about 5'6??
• Hogwarts House: slytherin >:)
• Alignment: my friends call me chaotic evil

• go skydiving
• pet a cheetah
• publish a song that iv'e written on iTunes
• visit Italy and eat gnocchi from every restaurant i run across that has it
• build a giant "i'm sorry jon" garfield cosplay and wear it to a con
• get my PHD and become a college professor
• start a cult

--in no particular order--

• willow smith
• percy jackson
• tigress from kungfu panda
• azula from avatar the last airbender
• zuko from avatar the last airbender
• mika from seraph of the end
• madelaine petsch
• jaehyun from nct
• ten from nct
• ALICIA KEYSSS
• DEANtrbl
• dio brando
• sukuna from jjk
• keanu reeves
• kaeya from genshin impact

• "this is america! EVERBODY HAS A GUN!" --min-seo, butterfly soup
• "nikolai! let's go swim in the dirt!" --leslie knope, parks & rec s1e1
• "all it needs is a little soy sauce" --harold, joy luck club
• "you had me at meat tornado" --ron swanson, parks & rec
• "you can't eat leather but you can't stop me, oH nO" --declan mckenna, brazil
• "brethren, doth thou even hoist?" --the internet
• "don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rain!"
• "i don't like it when it says 'n,' that scares me" --pewdiepie
• "friendship is like peeing on yourself: everybody can see it, but only you get a warm feeling inside."
• "i like bananas because they have no bones." --George Elrick