• "this is america! EVERBODY HAS A GUN!" --min-seo, butterfly soup
  • "nikolai! let's go swim in the dirt!" --leslie knope, parks & rec s1e1
  • "all it needs is a little soy sauce" --harold, joy luck club
  • "you had me at meat tornado" --ron swanson, parks & rec
  • "you can't eat leather but you can't stop me, oH nO" --declan mckenna, brazil
  • "brethren, doth thou even hoist?" --the internet
  • "don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rain!"
  • "i don't like it when it says 'n,' that scares me" --pewdiepie
  • "friendship is like peeing on yourself: everybody can see it, but only you get a warm feeling inside."
  • "i like bananas because they have no bones." --George Elrick
  • "Yo necesito ir al bano, por favor." --Sr. Woody
jan 19 2020 ∞
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