• Beowulf: Every time Beowulf is referred to by something other than his name, wassail
  • The Great Gatsby: Every time a character in the book is drunk, become drunk
  • The Scarlet Letter: Every time Hawthorne uses the word "ignominy", take a shot
  • The Catcher in the Rye: Every time the entirety of humanity is awful, get drunk and cry
  • Lolita: Every time you find yourself squinching up your face and saying "eww...", take a shot
  • 1984: Every time you happen upon something in the novel that is now real, take a shot of victory gin
  • The Picture of Dorian Gray: Every time Dorian gets high on opium, take a shot of laudanum
  • Frankenstein: Every time a lynch mob assembles, take a drink
  • Hamlet: Take a shot for every character that lives
  • Macbeth: See Hamlet
  • Romeo and Juliet: See Macbeth
  • Slaughterhouse-Five: Take a shot for every printing of the words "So it goes."
  • Their Eyes Were Watching God: Every time the book is racist, drink a forty
  • Things Fall Apart: Every time there are yams, take a shot
  • The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: For every zany misadventure tinged with racism, take a swig of moonshine
  • Of Mice and Men: Every time something is lovingly crushed to death, take a shot
  • The Iceman Cometh: Every time they take a shot, take a shot
  • Death of a Salesman: Every time a character gives up on his dreams, take a shot
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user picture Sam: Charlie, this list is AWESOME. sep 26 2010
user picture Astrid: yeah, wow, yeah. bravo sep 27 2010
user picture Katie: Totally playing all of these on my upcoming 21st bday. gonna be so rockin'! nov 17 2010