• The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
• You Shall Know Our Velocity/ Sacrament
• What is the What
• The Wild Things
• How We Are Hungry
• Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

• Living in Todd Hall!
• Seeing my favorite people
• Todd Parties
• Reimert...
  • General trouble making
• Rushing!
• Getting visited by some lovely folk
• UC Theatre
• UC DC
• EV
• Eva and MaryE's annual footie pajama escapades
• Gossip Girl Mondays
• Getting outrageous amounts of food from Jasmine's
• C-Ville Diner even when it's way too cold to go there
• Pledging! Muah ha ha
• JUST BEING BACK ON THE GLORIOUS CAMPUS THAT IS UC!!!!!!!!!

Personal

• Cry
• Act innapropriately in public
  • Yelling
  • Running
  • Causing a scene
• Talk about their feelings too much or too soon
• Be unfunny
• Be awkward

Hygeiene

• Smell wicked bad
• Creepy/ scraggly facial hair
• Be so skinny that I can see the ribcage
• Be physically unaware of themselves

Historical Figures

• Abbie Hoffman
• Every president, excluding:
  • Zachary Taylor
  • Millard Filmore
  • James Garfield
  • Warren G. Harding
  • George W. Bush
    • Seated in alternating party order
• Rosa Parks
• Martin Luther King Jr.
• The first settlers of America (Pilgrims)
• Every Americn Girl Doll character
• Rebecca Paris
• Anne Putnam
• Abigail Adams
• Al Capone
• Johnny Cash
• Elvis

I want to go to there:

• US Locations
  • Jersey Shore (to see the guidos)
  • All the monuments in Washington D.C.
  • New Orleans (for cajun funtime, Mardi Gras, is Bon Temps a real place?)
  • Chi-town
  • Mount Rushmore (SD)
  • Redwoods (CA)
  • Glacial Lakes (AL)
• Central and Sounth American Locations
  • Costa Rica
  • Amazonian rain forests
  • Carnival in Brazil
  • Venezuela to visit Hugo
  • Peruvian mountains and Machu Pichu
• European Locations
  • Austrian concert halls

• Daniel Craig
• Dennis Leary
• Jon Stewart
• Dr.Drew
• Jeremy Piven

• Neil Patrick Harris
• Sean Hayes
• RuPaul
• Clinton from What Not to Wear
• The guys from the "YES!" video
• Alan Ball
• Lance Bass
• Mario Cantone
• Alan Cumming
• Marc Jacobs
• Elton John
• Zac Posen
• Charles Bramesco

• Boys lie
  • Sometimes they don't even know they're lying, which is just dangerous.
• Dumb cunts will always be dumb cunts
  • Some people have no regard for anyone other than themselves, which is scary to think about.
• How homelessness feels
  • I mean I won't be house-less, but I am certainly homeless. R.I.P Todd Hall.
• If you lose 20 pounds, people will just get all up on your nuts about it
• Adults in positions of authority are not where you should place your trust
• Trusting people is dangerous and should only be done in life or death scenarios
• Fuck everything

Boys

• Malcolm
• Jason
• Jay
• Something to be abbreviated to J.J. possibly
• Michael
• John (just John, not Johnathan)

Girls

• Perry (Short for Pearl)
• Sloane

I'm only having boys anyway. And apparently they're all gonig to have really similar names.

• Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
• Rock of Love with Brett Michaels
• Biggest Loser
• NYC Prep
• Secret Life of the American Teen
• Burn Notice
• Maury
• Anything on Hulu
• Jeopardy

• The men who invented the toilet, car, microwave, internet, and TV
• Rebecca Price
• Madeline Allbright
• Joan of Arc
• Oscar Wilde
• Aldous Huxley
• Johnny Dunn (NOT John Dunn)
• Hugh Heffner
• Abigail and John Adams
• John Hancock
• Ben Franklin
• FDR, TR
• All 9 of the Chicago 9
• All members of Sigur Ros
• Dear Abby, whoever that is
• J.K. Rowling
  • Harry
  • Ron
  • Hermione

English

• Freshman- Mrs. daSilva
• Sophomore- Mr. McGillen
• AP Language and Composition- Mr. McGillen
• AP Literature and Composition- Mr. Paquette

Math

• Geometry- Mrs. Noftle
• Algebra II- Mr. Hayes
• Pre Calc- Mr. Avigian
• Calc- Mrs. Warsinskey

Histories

• Western Civ- Ms. Morey
• Global- Mr. Manson
• AP U.S. History- Mr. Sangermano
• AP European History- Mr. Parent
• Ap Psychology- Mr. Allen

Science

• The hookah bar
• Dos Con
• Pantera
• Churros con chocolate
• Ciento Montaditos
• T de V
• EuroTiff
• Botellon
• Huge old churches
• Being all I have

• Kevin
• Hat

• Beach Boys playing at The Landing
  • Dancing to Help Me Rhonda with Chibs
  • Singing Barbara Ann at tourists
• BHC and how innapropriate yet amazing a workplace it is, and everything and (almost) everyone that comes with it
  • pieing Marty
  • getting copious amounts of airbrush tattoos
  • eating tons of softserve and frappes
  • hating Indians and Asians
  • riding the Cod like oncce a week
  • coming to work on my days off...
  • PAUL SOLAQUA
  • horrible tan lines
  • accidentally developing a Boston accent
• Burrito Mondays with the Burrito Crew
• Watching Weeds and accidentally falling in love with Nurse Jackie

• Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
  • Vernon Dursley
  • Petunia Dursley
  • Dudley Dursley
  • Minerva McGonagall (as cat)
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Minerva McGonagall (as human)
  • Voldemort
  • Lily and James Potter
  • Rubeus Hagrid
  • Sirius Black
  • Harry Potter
  • Arabella Figg (the mention of)
  • Tom (barman at Leaky Cauldron)
  • Adoring throng (including Dedalus Diggle and Professor Quirrell)
  • Madam Malkin
  • Narcissa and Draco Malfoy (in Madam Malkin's Robe Shop)
  • Ollivander

• Kristen Stewart
• Lady Gaga
• Ginnifer Goodwin's character in "He's Just Not That Into You"
• Stage moms
• Chelsea Handler
• Jimmy Fallon
• Michael Bay
• John Gosselen
• Kate Gosselen
• Meghan Fox
• Shia LeBouf
• Benjamin Button
• Manny Ramirez
• Voldemort
• Dave Matthews, and his band
• Chingy
• Sir Mix a Lot
• Joseph Conrad
• Whoever wrote "Once on this Island"
• Bo Burnham

More specifically, why I wish I was black.

• I would be able to pull off an even greater sass quotient
• I daresay I would be an iller hip hop dancer
• Booty
• I would be generally hilarious
• I would be less offensive to my race as a black person than I am as a white person
• I would look fabulous in pastels
• I would be among the ranks of Tyra and Beyonce (black) instead of among the ranks of Seinfeld and doctors (Jews)
• Everyone hates whitey
• I mentioned sass right?