• When told we would be performing the play 'Black Comedy': "It's not about Negroes, is it?" -Grandpa
  • "[The N Word]" -Grandma
  • "You see the bimbo that Tiger Woods was with? I hate bitches." -Grandpa
  • "Ah, shit!" -Grandma, when dropping a dish
  • On Sexting: "Kids today should be sending pictures of themselves naked to anybody who asks!" -Begun by Grandpa, finished by Grandma
  • On Dating, to Eva: "No one will buy the cow if they can get the milk for free." -Grandma
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user picture Sam: oh, this list rules! apr 6 2010