listography: Scarring Experiences (Offensive Things My Grandparents Have Said)

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"Will you ever see it? You are literally made of a billion tiny conflicts and it's killing you."

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When told we would be performing the play 'Black Comedy': "It's not about Negroes, is it?" -Grandpa
"[The N Word]" -Grandma
"You see the bimbo that Tiger Woods was with? I hate bitches." -Grandpa
"Ah, shit!" -Grandma, when dropping a dish
On Sexting: "Kids today should be sending pictures of themselves naked to anybody who asks!" -Begun by Grandpa, finished by Grandma
On Dating, to Eva: "No one will buy the cow if they can get the milk for free." -Grandma

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