• Santa turning out to be mother.
  • The tooth fairy not accepting stolen teeth.
  • The older children monoplolising the swings.
  • Not being bought batteries for my walkie talkie.
  • Foster children stealing, breaking, destroying my things.
  • Being made to eat brustle sprouts.
  • Realising Grandmother asking me if I 'would like to see God' was actually her giving me a death threat.
  • The death of my goldfish, Henrietta.
  • Reception.
  • Primary school buillies.
  • The things the foster children did.
  • Discovering the use of a moo.
  • Walking in on my father naked.
  • My mother insisting she would use the toilet every single time I was in the bath.
  • My teddy 'Big Ted' falling from my bed and burning his face on my night light.
  • The dentist.
  • Having an operation on my tounge.
  • Stealing duck eggs to hatch at home, only to break them and then believe I was a theif and a murderer.
  • Riding my bike into stinging nettles whilst wearing a swimming costume.
  • Grandmothers dog Henry being taken away.
  • The heart break as each foster child left.
  • The further heart break as each foster child that promised to keep in touch, never did.
  • Grandfather getting ill, and later dying.
  • Having to wear glasses.
  • Mother making me wear bloomers underneither my school clothes and never letting me take them off for PE and then subsiquently the entire year bulling me.
  • Mother only ever buying me school clothes for a child several years older than me so that I could 'grow into them'.
  • Being blamed for the breaking of a school sign that was not me.
  • The caravan holiday that was ended early because I and the other foster children were so naughty.
  • Causing Grandmother to fall over when she had a broken arm because I hid in the swimming pool.
  • Discovering that snails do not stay still just because you ask them to.
  • Infecting my house with snails and never telling mother it was me.
  • Spiders die if you keep them in boxes, even if you catch them perfectly good flies.
  • Flushing that massive spider down the toilet and then thinking I was a murderer.
  • Razorblades are not for children.
  • Being smacked when I was naughty.
  • Grandmothers cat not co-operating when it should of gone through the letter box.
  • Losing the secret cupboard.
  • Every box-house I made that was ever demolished.
  • When Snoopy the dog was not allowed to sleep in my room.
  • When Snoopy the dog would not sleep on my bed no matter how much I begged him to.
  • Mother not believing me that I lost my voice even though I hadn't really.
  • Gradmother insisting I looked like a boy.
  • Shopping with Grandmother.
  • School never believing me that I needed glasses but didn't have any and making me sit at the back of the class when I couldn't see.
  • My electric doll ceasing to work.
  • Learning that bees die after they sting you.
  • Learning that bastard wasps to not die after they sting you.
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