- Santa turning out to be mother.
- The tooth fairy not accepting stolen teeth.
- The older children monoplolising the swings.
- Not being bought batteries for my walkie talkie.
- Foster children stealing, breaking, destroying my things.
- Being made to eat brustle sprouts.
- Realising Grandmother asking me if I 'would like to see God' was actually her giving me a death threat.
- The death of my goldfish, Henrietta.
- Reception.
- Primary school buillies.
- The things the foster children did.
- Discovering the use of a moo.
- Walking in on my father naked.
- My mother insisting she would use the toilet every single time I was in the bath.
- My teddy 'Big Ted' falling from my bed and burning his face on my night light.
- The dentist.
- Having an operation on my tounge.
- Stealing duck eggs to hatch at home, only to break them and then believe I was a theif and a murderer.
- Riding my bike into stinging nettles whilst wearing a swimming costume.
- Grandmothers dog Henry being taken away.
- The heart break as each foster child left.
- The further heart break as each foster child that promised to keep in touch, never did.
- Grandfather getting ill, and later dying.
- Having to wear glasses.
- Mother making me wear bloomers underneither my school clothes and never letting me take them off for PE and then subsiquently the entire year bulling me.
- Mother only ever buying me school clothes for a child several years older than me so that I could 'grow into them'.
- Being blamed for the breaking of a school sign that was not me.
- The caravan holiday that was ended early because I and the other foster children were so naughty.
- Causing Grandmother to fall over when she had a broken arm because I hid in the swimming pool.
- Discovering that snails do not stay still just because you ask them to.
- Infecting my house with snails and never telling mother it was me.
- Spiders die if you keep them in boxes, even if you catch them perfectly good flies.
- Flushing that massive spider down the toilet and then thinking I was a murderer.
- Razorblades are not for children.
- Being smacked when I was naughty.
- Grandmothers cat not co-operating when it should of gone through the letter box.
- Losing the secret cupboard.
- Every box-house I made that was ever demolished.
- When Snoopy the dog was not allowed to sleep in my room.
- When Snoopy the dog would not sleep on my bed no matter how much I begged him to.
- Mother not believing me that I lost my voice even though I hadn't really.
- Gradmother insisting I looked like a boy.
- Shopping with Grandmother.
- School never believing me that I needed glasses but didn't have any and making me sit at the back of the class when I couldn't see.
- My electric doll ceasing to work.
- Learning that bees die after they sting you.
- Learning that bastard wasps to not die after they sting you.
jan 31 2012 ∞
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