• the day i stowed away at my neighbor's party and ended up splitting my head open.
  • the first time i had ever rode a bike and i ended up skidding my face against the pavement.
  • the time my father told me that if i put one of my action figures inside of my split head, i would become them.
  • blood covered half my face and i looked at my dad teary-eyes and asked him if i would become two-face.
  • mr.reagan's geography class.
  • all my wasted years inside the walls of trafalgar middle school.
  • the very first time i watched mitchell davis.
  • the very first time i watched two girls one cup with angely pernas, while eating pizza and drinking jones soda.
  • the christmas i figured my parents were santa.
  • and the time i realized they were also the easter bunny and the toothfairy.
  • warped tour '08.
  • the time i bit melissa's tongue.
  • stealing donuts from the walmart grocery store.
  • the afternoon spent in a drainage ditch with a case of warm yoohoo and angely pernas.
  • trips with animal masks.
  • the first time i ever finished a large book.
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