this is the crazy version of elizabeth's legit list as it is that i'm not going to have children so i won't hafta particularly worry about this coming back and haunting me...

• "don't lean out the window of a 70 story building" -Elizabeth
• do w/e you want
  • you're not gonna listen to me anyway
• children always do the things they're told not to do so...
  • go out and party all night
  • try a drink and see how u can handle it
  • walk a dark alley and see if u make it out alive and wit ur wallet
• try clubbing wit a fake id
  • let's see who gets u first
    • the muscle at the club
    • the police
• talk to strangers
  • legit ones
  • omegle ones
• drive your teachers crazy
  • something i never cared enough to do

here are some legit ones

• don't smoke
  • that's just gross
• drive safely
  • there are enough crackpot idiots who can't drive and psychos who think they can without you making a bloody fool of yourself
• don't procrastinate
  • it'll kill you later on
• actually try to work
  • or else you'll end up like me