turn ons

• good singer
• good dancer
• good instrumentalist
• nice hands
• ability to speak well
• tall
• intelligent
• artist
• smell (good ones mind you)
• good smile

turn offs

• idiots
• jerkoffs
• jackasses
• assholes
• egos
• clingy
• depends on me ONE HUNDRED AND 10 PERCENT (if not more)
• two-faced
• poor personal hygiene
• too many tattoos
• too many piercings
• moodiness

among other things...