lessee...

• "I went bi for you." -from a former gay
• "How about I buy you a drink?" -says idiot to underaged girl
• "Why don't you break up with him (gestures at guy next to girl) and go out with me instead?" -says idiot in row in front of girl at movie theatre. the guy next to girl is not her boyfriend. they hadn't even looked at each other until that moment.
• girl and girl friend are sitting at table. not-so-bad-looking guy and guy friend are sitting at table across. girl 1 sneezes. girl 1's sneezes are interesting, has a surprised gasp at beginning which usually scares her friends. guy friend says "bless you." girl 1 says "thanks." guy friend and girl friend start playing glancing game. eventually the two guys join the girls' table. everything's happy and going well until girl 1 sneezes again. not-so-bad-looking guy "bless you...but why do you sneeze like that?" before girl 1 can answer, girl 2 drapes arm around girl 1's neck and says "why? does it turn you on?" girl 1 wants to kill girl 2.
• "So how old are you? -- 18?" -says idiot to 13 year old

these are the most memorable...