//

ACT 1,

AA sits on the couch. He is wearing thin rimmed circle glasses, has a moustache growing as slow as molases, and weary eyes that sort of go in different directions. in his lap sits his shotgun, which is unloaded but fully cocked. ready to shoot, not ready to kill. thats what he tells his kids. his kids, his wonderful sons. RONALD AND DUCK. they were somethin' else. Ha ha. Let me tell you,

grade A students ! (GRAB THE AXE AND CHOP THIS BITCHES' TIRE TO SHREDS. WE CAN HOOK IT TO MY TRUCK AND TAKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING DOWN UP TO THE STORE. WE CAN STWITCH THE CAR BATTERY INTO OURS. HAYEHEHE !!!!!!!!!) affectionate & hardworking ! (AW FUCK!!!!!!! RONALD DID YOU DO THIS TO THE SINK? ((INSIDE THE SINK IS BABY DOLL HEAD. IT SITS IN THE THING THAT CHOPS UP THE NON EATEN FOOD IN THE SINK)) THE SINK BLNDER WHO THE FUCK PUT A BABY DOLL IN THE SINK BLENDER GOD DAAMIT R'ONALD! YOU SON A BITCH! I'M GOING TO SHOOT ALL YOUR STUPID ASSES WITH YA'LLS OWN DAMNIT GUNS !!!!!JUST YEW WAIT!!! FUCK@@@!!!! *HE THROWS GUN O THE FLOOR* * THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN ONTHE GUN AND THE WORDS 'princess diana' IS CARVED INTO THE SIDE .)

• SCENE OF SQAYJAY SITING IN THE BATHROOM POLISHING HIS GUN AND SMOKING CRACK*

this is princess diana, *camera zooms down the shotgun* i inhereted her *lights a cig* from my father, he uh...

• takes a big few puffs, looks down at gun and scrubs viciously* '

that fucking asshole. he gave me this stupid god damn gun, said he used it to shoot the meat he fed me at age 5. i think thats Bullshit and i tell you why,

• he takes a hit of crack*

AA loved his sons. ((SCENE CUTS TO AA TRYING TO STAB HIS SONS))

• AA talking to the camera*

Yeauh, i love my sons yeah, I love my sons. They're the best thing that's e-ever happened to me , uh... *scratches back of head* ya know my husband... he was a refridgerator operator and someone sort of uh, ((scenes of his kds shooting pinatas with real guns)) this man, his name was Wilson. He had a dispute between us, for being uh, you know. gGay. (scene of AA nd his husband wedding) So, He shoved my husband into a refridgerator and glued it shut. ((scene of kids birthday party, swinging on swing sets, smoking cigerarttes and getting burnt with the lighter)) i cant imagine w-what that was like for him but .. he was a strong man, you know. and he died doing what he loved w-which was fridge work! *starts crying kind of* ((scene of ex-husband standing next to 3 beautifully painted fridges)) his name was Rockwell.

// BASIC GENERAL GIST

i have this idea for a movie so bad and i keep thinking about it its about a family and the dad is gay but his husband was killed by being shoved into a fridge s o the dad has this fucked upfear of fridges and his sons are assholes but are also terrified of fridges so the dad resorts to crack like they all do and the sons resort to gunsand one of them has a gun that he named princess diana and the dad startsto have visions from what he thinks is his husband but its hust him going crazy from the crack and he tries to kill his sons but thenhis son shoots his hand off with the gun that says princess diana