• if you don't know me personally or ended up on this page by accident, then please leave now
• likewise, please don't send the information on this page, the rest of my account, or my carrd to anyone else; regardless of intention
• to those of you who know me irl who may find this...... i would appreciate it if you would not bring up anything you read on these sites unless i do so first
• almost everything listed here is professionally diagnosed over the course of many years. do not attempt to fakeclaim me or tell me that i'm lying about any of my conditions
• if you try and educate me on my own conditions in a way which is clearly rude and treating me like i'm stupid then i will not tolerate it. living through it teaches me way more than your ten minute google ...

• autism spectrum disorder (asd)
• attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (adhd)
• non-epileptic seizures
• rejection sensitive dysphoria (rsd)
• sensory processing disorder (spd)
• auditory processing disorder (apd)
• sound-based synesthesia
• unspecified chronic tic disorder
• chronic insomnia
• hypersomnia / undiagnosed sleep attacks (eds)
• parasomnia, somnambulism (nrem-type)
• dyscalculia

• bipolar disorder (bp, ultradian)
• obsessive compulsive disorder (ocd)
• borderline personality disorder (bpd)
• antisocial personality disorder (aspd, clinical sociopathy)
• schizophrenia (sz, scz)
• non-schizophrenic psychosis / psychotic episodes
• complex post traumatic stress disorder (c-ptsd)
• generalised anxiety disorder, social anxiety disorder (gsd & sad)
• major depressive disorder (mdd, clinical depression)
• eating disorder not otherwise specified (ednos)
• compulsive hoarding disorder (hd)
• kleptomania, dermatillomania (impulse control disorders)

( . . . . . . welcome to the illness zone . . . . . . )

• rheumatoid arthritis (ra)
• potential lupus (sle)
• occasional cane & crutches user
• scoliosis
• anemia
• hypothyroidism
• chronic fatigue syndrome (cfs)
• fibromyalgia
• asthma
• polycystic ovarian syndrome (pcos)
• eczema (atopic dermatitis & dyshidrotic)
• oral allergy syndrome (oas, epipen user)
• undiagnosed stomach problems
• non-diabetic hyperinsulinemia / insulin resistance
• night blindness & astigmatism in both eyes (nyctalopia)
• vasovagal syncope (vvs)
• minor noise-induced hearing loss (nihl)
• festoons / malar mounds

• needles (trypanophobia)
• sick people & disease, throwing up (pathophobia, emetophobia)
• large & crowded public places, going places alone (agoraphobia)
• sharks (galeophobia)
• the ocean, open water (thalassophobia)
• heights (acrophobia)
• being alone (autophobia, monophobia)
• computer glitches (verzephobia)
• home break-ins, burglars (scelerophobia)
• emergency broadcast / alert system (easphobia)