• Getting arrested at Fairview Mental Institution.
  • Creating my first batch of Jello shots.
  • Combat driving for the first time.
  • Hanging out with Pauly D's doppleganger, an X-ray technician, topless.
  • Drunken occult rituals with Noah, Colin, and Seve at the lake house while my parents were away.
  • Those 2 perfect bags of popcorn while drunk with Colin.
  • Beating Zelda Ocarina Of Time in a month.
  • Dogman.
  • Winning all 6 games of beer pong on St. Patrick's Day.
  • San Francisco avec Colette.
  • Falling in love with a Bosnian exchange student.
  • My first car.
  • Austin in a conservative 60's cheerleading outfit, delivering brownies and a prom invitation to Ron.
  • Holding Luke's "valuables" while watching him crowdsurf Wulapalooza during Das Racist.
  • Waltzing in the rain with Sam at the Phantom! house party.
  • Developing "moist humor".
  • Spending my night awake in Sam's bed, laughing about everything.
  • First Silver Creek venture of the year.
  • Finding a used condom in my hospital room.
  • Riding in the passenger seat stoned on narcotics while Alex drove my car, flipping everyone off and honking in sync with "Sexy Bitch".
  • Jake, Noah, Sam, Colin, and James visiting me at 2:00 am, and Noah checking if I wanted a beer before coming.
  • Getting 94% PFT's for the first time in years.
  • The black and white spiral on William's phone while at the park on acid listening to Jake's headphones, whatever the fuck that music was.
  • Killer Sleigh Bells show, the most wild and perfect moshing leaving me shoeless and bruised.
  • Claire and Tyler both working at Jamba Juice.
  • Doing what I wanted twice in one day.
  • Watching the full moon in West Salem with Xochitl, Waldo, Franky, and Antonette.
  • Making an Asian joke in front of an Asian man in line at Voodoo Donuts Too with Jeff and Seve.
  • Weed brownies and Baja Blast.
  • 80 degree trip to Neskowin with Deej, Anto, and Amanda, actually getting to go into the ocean, and returning home with a tan.
  • Getting a job at Ankeny Winery, and mastering my first trade as pizza making.
  • Hacking Lee's facebook for 5 days straight.
  • Making popsicles with Lucy.
  • "Uh, do you know where the nearest gas station is?" "Herpaflerpderpderpneemsherp"
  • Nicki Minaj and Britney spears in concert with Jacob Braun.
  • Selling a painting for $50.
  • Being a row away from the stage at Modest mouse, Edgefield.
  • Commissioning Morghan to do that thing with the stuff at that guys house with the screwdriver.
  • The left turning lane near VV with DJ
  • "Jeff if you can hear me get into the fetal position"
  • Camping for the Harry Potter Premiere.
  • Getting my septum pierced
  • Marcos
  • Camping the night before my birthday.
  • Coming back into consciousness to Sam with his arm around me on my birthday.
  • Lee morphing into both Luke and Sam at the winery birthday party.
  • Luke forcing me to massage his head the whole way back from Green Peter Lake.
  • Riley playing windwaker at the same time as me.
  • Sam in the fetal position crying.
  • Being in the front row next to Sam during 505 at the Arctic Monkey's concert right before Sam caught the drumstick.
  • "Oh yeah, oh alrighty!"
  • Discussing the eternal elevator, drunk as fuck, with the boys I met at the hosue show.
  • Inheriting Aleberta's records
  • The fishermen hitting on me at riverfront at night.
  • John winning the race to death
  • Mat and I acting exactly the way we used to.
  • "DUDE BOOBS WERE JIGGLIN' HELLA"
  • Finding caramel apples at the fair
  • Leprechaun 5
  • Story swapping
  • Chasing a cat at Sonic while "single ladies" by Beyonce played on the overhead radio
  • Explosions show in P-tizown!
  • Consistently canceling on Michael and once he'd finally convinced me to go, arriving at la perla and having Quynh jump out from under the table (Finding out she was back from virginia)
  • Anto's car
  • Giving Jake a bottle of wine as a birthday present
  • Taking advantage of Noah in my super suit on top of my car with alchy and ringpops
  • Noah trying to run home drunk while the good times are killing me played in da carz
  • Meeting Natalie and Anna and Julia and Lucas and calling Daniel who told me I looked like Blair from gossip girl to blackmail him.
  • "Good luck with getting excited"
  • Finding an awesome sweater for $5
  • Paris hilton with a monkey hand on her face
  • *Discovering* winco
  • "And that's why I wouldn't date you!" (Hot lips pizza girl)
  • A Thursday night full of cake and finding Ben a pink tie.
  • The guy who's obsessed with poop
  • Ben and I watching Leprechaun 5 and Killer Klowns from Space in formal wear with slurpees instead of Blanchet's homecoming
  • Meeting Kameron and David for the first time and sufficiently creeping them out.
  • Sitting in the winco parking lot "being unique", unique enough to make a man come out of his car with a guitar in order to feel special also.
  • Seeing Kameron a second time... In the back of his car... Making out with his girlfriend...
  • Playing paprazzi allova Noah at winco.
  • Jake getting a $350 dollar speeding ticket while driving my car and listening to Wiz Kuhlifa
  • Everyone telling me they loved me at Fen's house
  • The sun setting on the windy beach with Ben
  • Meerasaraphotogravy.blogspot.com
  • Surprising my mom with a new kitty named Fred
  • Ben coming over to meet him, twice, and sending a picture of him holding him to Natalie
  • "Sara, this isn't even fucking real! What if bam one second theirs music the next there isn't. no music, empty barn, me, you, darkness, and you're just like WHAT THE FUCK and I'm just like "YO WHERE's MY METH"
  • Instinctively jumping on Ben upon noticing the crazy fucking lady creeping on me at the haunted house
  • Sitting through Human Centipede
  • "Ben, do you know what time it is? It's midnight" (Two and a half hours later...) "Ben, do you know what time it is? It's 2:30 in the morning."
  • ‎"You could have played one song in a band in the states, but instead you chose to be a sniper in Afghanistan!"
  • Finding lightening McQueen children's chairs in the Walmart toy asile
  • Removing Ben's eyebrows
  • My mom creepy stalking Kellen, Ben's ex-girlfriend, and pretending it was completely acceptable
  • Seeing Mr. Ransom at Fred Meyers while sitting on top of my car on a blanket, blasting music
  • Laying in my car with Ben when Hallelujah, the Beirut cover came on
  • The amount of sandpaper in Human Centipide 2
  • Losing to Ben at candlyland at 2:00 in the morning
  • Finding out it was Ben who left me the anonymous message saying I had more life on my wall than most people do in their bodies.
  • Marshmallow fight in my room while my parents were gone
  • Shari's at 2:00 on a school night with Quynh
  • Surprising Kimm with peach rings and green tea at 2:30
  • Convincing Deidrene to put on a toga to come to La Perla with me
  • Convincing Ben to sit in winco with me wearing a toga for at least an hour and coming back to watch scary movie 3 next to him
  • Anto noticing her necklace on the siracha sauce in Super Pho
  • Ben posing naked with a ukelele in the cemetery, but also when I didn't feel well that he was perfectly okay with just coming back to my house and playing mario kart.
  • Adam blogging about Ben and I instead of his own life.
  • The encore at Typhoon
  • Ben as a kitten
  • "Thank god for Adam Naegeli"
  • "Holy shit! There's a girl I've only talked to on the internet over there!"
  • My mother confronting me on my Arby's addiction
  • The view of Salem from the top of Ben's car
  • Reading dr. Seuss next to Ben in the children's section
  • Falling asleep with Ben, and every time I woke up he'd hug me tighter and kiss me on the forehead.
  • Ben hugging me as soon as I got out of the car when I had to tell my dad I was going to be back in the hospital.
  • Meera writing a poem about me and receiving it when I was done getting an IV the day I got in the hospital.
  • Waking up to two cartons of vanilla frosting on my bedside table.
  • "If you don't like the muppets then you are probably a communist"
  • Sour belts and gummy worms (exclusively the blue and red ones) and 13 Dr. Seuss books
  • Stealing Samir's guitar and getting public safety called on me
  • Singing Screw you
  • Technically becoming friends with uke boy
  • Leaving the hospital to see Noah and The Whale
  • Getting Fred!
  • Tyler getting out of the hospital for good
  • Booblets
  • Noballin in Portland at powells
  • Babies at winco
  • Leaving a note for the couple that was "Just Married"
  • Gramps getting a letter from the mayor along with other awards for being the longest living Pearl harbor survivor
  • Finding Estecada
  • Ben visiting me more than my parents did
  • A bamboo christmas tree
  • 97% lung function and Maddy, Meera, and Natalie there to witness it
  • Fred telling me he'd see me on labor day
  • Cuddle puddles
  • Ben coming over every day when my IV served as a ball and chain
  • Giving Ben his christmas gift and receiving the greatest piece of art in history
  • Kate's reaction to her gift
  • Fitting my bed into my car
  • Fred being protective
  • Watching my old boyfriend feed my current boyfriend fondue
may 2 2011 ∞
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