• thursday night bars/club (specifically downtown san jose)

• panasonic lumix LX2
• iPhone (8GB, running on v. 1.0.2)

-contains photos, music, and no porn

• MacBook

-Core Duo @ 2.0GHz -2GB RAM -100GB HD -contains good balance of porn & music

• playstation 3
• wii
• dell inspiron 8000

-Pentium 3 @ 700MHz -512MB RAM -40GB HD -contains good balance of porn & music

• dell dimension 370

-Pentium 4 @ 2.4GHz -512MB RAM (upgrade overdue!) -650GB -excessive amount of porn & music

• linksys wrtg54g
• logitech wireless keyboard & mouse (broke...

• water
• oxygen
• opposing thumbs
• my mobile phone
• numbers
• words
• my penis
• bipedal motion
• 32-bit color depth
• hard drives
• caffeine
• sleep
• the internet

• western clothing store (dressing room)
• several public parks (evening only)
• yosemite waterfall
• in the car driving @ max speed of 69mph
• on a folding chair
• on an executive chair w/ wheels
• couch with plastic
• a few parties in their bathroom
• a vacant suite at business complex
• back seat of cars i didn't own
• shoulder on highway 5
• brother's room
• living room
• kitchen
• various parking lots

-safeway -savemart -church -2nd, 3rd, 4th floor of parking garages

• top of a hotel building (8 stories high)
• pool
• pool table

• transformers
• superbad
• knocked up
• zodiac
• the simpsons
• sicko
• blades of glory

• chase freedom (master card)
• amazon.com (visa)
• best buy (hsbc cs reps are assholes)
• macy's (visa)
• walmart (never used)
• gap
• american express gold (14 carat)
• bank of america

cards i want to own

• discover
• costco amex (with picture id)
• american express black (only 10,000 exist in the world)

• engadget.com
• slashdot.org
• lifehacker.com
• wikipedia.org
• videobox.com
• gizmodo.com
• boingboing.net
• news.google.com
• hip-hop-blogs.blogspot.com
• daveyd.com
• myspace.com
• visa.litorders.com
• bsc.litorders.com
• lascobathware.litorders.com
• calpers.litorders.com
• avdtools.litorders.com
• meebo.com
• rottentomatoes.com
• macrumors.com
• betanews.com
• cookedwords.vox.com

• california (this is where i was born)
• nevada
• arizona
• oregon
• seattle
• new york
• colorado
• florida
• horny
• demented
• stressful
• contemplative
• lonely
• weird
• enemy of the