stan/kyle

• ♥ the scenic route ;
  • The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.
• dirt wizard ; nc-17
  • “Like other guys in our grade haven’t.” Kyle looked like he was going to either shatter into a million pieces or kill him, because it was a fine line, and he just said, "Only once."

craig/tweek

• empty spaces ; nc-17
  • Tweek shatters Craig's expectations by jumping his bones one night, after an adolescence spent under innocent shelter.

kenny/craig

• ♥ it was a beautiful car ; nc-17
  • During the summer before Craig leaves for college, Kenny and Craig work the valet stand at the same fancy office building.
• other people's tupperware ; +stan/kyle
  • It's Craig's birthday and he just wants to go to his mandolin lesson in peace, but Butters is there, and then Kenny is at McDonalds, Stan and Kyle are having sex in the woods, and Tweek is dead.

misc

• ♥ this means war ;
  • Craig and Kenny battle to see who is the toppiest top, using their classmates as the battlefield.
• multiplication by one ; nc-17 ; polyamory
  • Craig has never made a secret of his two boyfriends, but he's always been careful to keep them separate. So Tweek doesn't know what to think when he arrives at Craig's house, as invited—and finds Clyde there, too.