• "What if it rains?"-SC "It won't."-CH "we'll pray."-HB "God will bless us."-TG
• "i have the best photos, and by that I mean images in my head."-terri
• "You can't just breathe whenever it's convenient to you because you need air." -Stephanie Trump
• "did you just see me almost take my pants off?" -mg
• "did you just snap at me?"-sg "uhh yeah. but just because i was trying to be quiet. otherwise i would've clapped, or whistled." -ch
• "so i could potentilally see you forming a nudist group."-mVH "i would if i could make money off it"-chris larson "have you heard of chip & dales?"-sb
• "emotional attraction is always stronger than physical attraction...*DING-DONG!*"-topher
• "today was the first day i was actually myself." "me too. i told a girl in my rush group that i was going to kill her."-sc
• "yeah, you should really have a talk with her. its only the first week and she peed with you."-mw.
• "you know waht? i'm old enough to be a pedifile."-a.f.
• "if i was in harry potter, i'd be in ravenclaw. i think its the bitch house."-a.f.
• "he looked at me twice and i didn't even get sweaty."-l.f 'well, thats progress"-CH
• " i dont want a gut! guts aren't sexy!"-a.f.
• "dont you dare make fun of buffy in front of me i will get hella defensive"-a.f.
• "and i mean its kind of like saving it for marriage (except dont save hugging for marriage freak haha) but i mean like when you hug, etc it will be that much better""ok pam stenzle"-h.b.&ch
• "hold on hold on hold on. is the electric slide playing in here?" l.f. about the music in the UC
• "DEERSHINING? where is he FROM!?" "here." "oh, thats it for SURe. question VERY well answered. deer shining. who even does that. that is sad and pathetic."-a.f.
• "it looks like i have a hunchback." "no it doesnt it just looks like you have a protruding tumor" "oh thanks because thats any better. i'm going to go tell everyone that you're a big hooker now" a.f.
• "my initials are ARF like a dog" "that rhymes with barf" "i'm not talking to you anymore" "finally" "i'm going to have to kill myself now probably" "at least i'd get all a's for the semester". a.f.
• "courtyou're going to love this shirt" "is it tacky" "no its not takcy! it says bad girl on my boobs" "replay that sentence again later." af./ch.
• "HB:whenever i read the mlias that reference prostitutes, i think of you. CH: hahahaa. unfortunately...i have a track record taht would lead to such conclusions

a) my old promiscuity b) my recent almost porn career c) my neighbor d) how every list of how to make money i ever create is selling myself...HB:hahaha more like you reference them in everyday analogies. mostly. ...although i am starting to realize A- D probably influence this as well...case in point"

• if i had a man that satisfied me as much as bon iver-pandora does, i would be married. --hb.
• sometimes, Jillian effects my food choices. Sometimes I tell her little voice of caution to shut up, I will eat a brownie if I want lol -sB
• (after discovering the google vs yahoo war) Google "Courtney is pregnant" (and some other things) Yahoo "Courtney is a loser" -sb
• "dare you to moveeee" "imma kill a bitch" -s.c's alarm + ch
• "i dont know what to do with my arms...i'm in my coffin" 'yeah are they crossed on your chest like you're going down the steep slide?' -ch sc
• "vivian why dont you have a cat?"-sc "i have a mouse in the house!"-viv
• "my friend's friend's grandma is leann chin"-sc
• "i'm FAMISHED" ch
• "skanks are like attracted to me"-aF
• "i cried during my sisters creeper"-LF
• (after having her eyes dilated) "hey i'm starting to be able to see you again! your face looks great today. your face looks beautiful."-LF about my face
• "you're from river falls what kind of stories can you have"-SRC
• "its like back to back between you and her [talking to cap about her and alyssa being stupid]"-LF "WHAT HOW DID I GET STUCK IN THE RETARD CIRCLE? I'M SMART!!! i got a retard for a roommate!!"-SRC
• "they knew when the game was going to be 15 years ago?"-AForar
• "okay tweedledum"-LF
• "well...beauty is...frustration"-Holly brettingen
• "Dear God, I just want to pray for Courtney giving up sleep for lent...because....that sounds like a bad idea..."-maddie wach
• ""I can't wait to visit you at college."

"Yeah, you can come on family weekend" "what, I'm too old to just come on a regular weekend? I've been defaulted to family weekend?!" "Yup..why, did you want to just sleep on my futon" "Yeah, I mean whatever works"-e frank

• "We've grown up a lot this year. When you get to railroad tracks, you try to not have a stroke, I'm becoming more social.."-me haha
• "RUN TO YOUR BED! FAST!"

"I can't. I'm in my red licorice outfit and it's tight."--me talking to cindy nepsund who is mocking me.

• "duh, thats what sleepovers ARE these days. no more parcheezi" -RW
• "i am so thirsty. my mouth tastes like hangover. i'm stopping to rest and eat some snow"-src.
• (while writing poems about wanting to die) seniorita: these aren't red flags, right? alissa: "i'm just going to sit down now"
• Seniorita: "guys if a girl is playing with her hair she's definitley flirting with you." guys: "or she's fixing her hair."
• Seniorita: "she had a crush on him and he had a crush on her too but he had a girlfriend so that wasn't going to work out."
• seniorita: "hola gordita" "hey chubby...a form of endearment"
• "if you follow her leg, you will see the demand curve.." mr. r
• "make that triplet sexier. thanks."-trump
• "you can tell it was a her because I used the "she" pronoun"
• "they're eating the groundhog, the destitute family. Haahhaha! what? you don't think that is funny? it made me laugh out loud!"-seniorita
• "i like them pretty harsh"-claire.
• "I mean, how do you want to spend the rest of your life?" "having sex" "RHETORICAL. RHETORICAL...but I'd agree."-english senior year.
• "get to know someone first before you dive into them. And I mean that figuratively. They get it. But thats truly what you all wanted to do." -S.T.
• "Find someone that you're comfortable sleeping with on the bus ride down."-Trump
• "bring out the power"...."that totally sounded like fun, didn't it!?"-stout, 1st hour math sr year
• mass wears a tinfoil hat that "protects his brain from the government" "here you want one? lets all make hats of tinfoil."-maas
• "so you're saying I should go on the pill."-eric simonson
• "why didnt you say no? havent you gone through dare?"-bryan
• "What did _ say to _ when he was going into the cave? Okay thats innappropriate. He said wow you're really brave"-tucker
• "in middle school, greg fishman thought I was retarded."-JT
• "if i ever find out that my husband wears a nightgown I"m going to severely judge him"-me "no you're not you're going to jump his bones, only hott men wear nightgowns"-terri
• "I'm going to punch you in the baby maker!" -britney heisick
• "i'm going to punch your future husband/wife"
• "we should've used my computer, I have lots of good shoot people music"-alli
• "THERES A PEDOPHILE IN THE ROOM!!!"
• "I'm actually a closet rapper. This is a side of me you've never seen before."-julie knight
• "start him on fire, then maybe he'll take his shirt off"-raquel blanco
• "she dresses like a grandma" "....like a gilf"-max
• "i love salad too, we must be sisters"-camper.
• "yeah, you and rebecca st james"-HB
• "I'm glad you have your morals straight. Well, somewhat. Kinda. I'm glad you know waht you want."-HB
• "you have to be young at heart, becuase if you're not, you're old."-amy hintermeyer
• "well officer, the bunji cords are actually just for decoration. They're not necessary. Well..unless you mind the bumper dragging on the ground."-gR
• "I just hate hanging out wiht a drunken slut all the time!"-SC "Welcome to my life with Courtney."-TG "wait, what?!"-CH
• "So i hate it when they sound really cool and then you get up there and they look like hobos"-TH "what, were you going to ask for a date and you're glad you looked first?"-mom
• "So when you're old and grey.."-CH "well you'll probably dead so whatever"-TH
• "you cant just say savior...its like WHOSE?"-CH
• "Its fresh. We get it."-SG
• "sound off...1-7-12-2-5"..."okay, in order."-407/408
• "So its more likely to get attacked by a deer than a shark so if you see one, run, climb a tree, they have hooves so they cant climb trees. Thats why we have the buddy system, you just have to beat your buddy."-Ashley Benson.
• "Julie, TAKE OUT YOUR MOUTHGUARD. GO TO BED."-Ashley Benson
• "It was not a glare. It did not mean anyone of those things. Its just how my face was settling."-CH
• "they just say mean things about people, and noone does that anymore."-gina.
• "I have so many things going on i'm too BUSY for time management!"-tg
• "we were doing the swimming, but I wasn't. It was like "underwater choking and drownding"-patty
• "hey my name is lindsey-YEAH-I like to play soccer-UHHUH-when i grow up-YEAH- i'm going to have joint problems-everyday of my life"-LK
• "Those pills I take every night, they're happy pills, okay?""i'd LOVE some of those"-K&P
• "hey my name is brant-yeah-i like to wear tight shirts-uh-huh- and when i grow up-uhhuh-they'll be tighter because i'll have more fat."Branty
• "brian, don't answer the phone in such a deep voice. Its misleading"-patty
• "are you kidding me brian, I'm famished! I've dropped like 15 dress sizes and I havent eaten in 15 minutes, my clothes don't fit. Its an emergency!"-patty
• "My life would be so much easier If I only had one eye (as i'm drawing)...*uh-oh/bummer face*...About that hope..."-CH
• "oh by the way i just sold myself into prostitution. he is now paying to date me. it started off with me asking for a loan from him but a loan you have to pay back so i changed it."-SC
• "oh, you were at the party. I have mittens now."-RW
• "It was like that at prom. it was like "rachels doing work""-RW
• "he likes me mel, he really really likes me, his lips told me so"-RW
• "omg. you're not wearing a bra. cover them nips!!!"-RW
• "i havent smiled this hard since senior pics"-RW
• "i kept burping while i was having sex"-mj
• "did you get some?" "yup, he was wearing chapstick"-rw
• "he's gonna hear you right now" "he doesn't care we just ate cupcakes after sex"
• "omg TMI even I dont give that info" "and rachel, you're all about the info tonight"
• "i like you sober i like you in class i like you at lunch i like you drunk" "no i don't like you sam I am?"
• on facechat: "Lindsie: in all reality, i mght me a lot less stress. and i bet you can find another czmpus jo Courtney: i'm really glad I can speak "lindsie facechat" Lindsie: im sorry!!! its my internet i swer. when i type in wod it is fineeee"
• "i want to debate her but i'm really scared of her punching me"-menp
• "we have been discussing for the past 30 minutes of how you would conceal your junk if you were on americas next top model. just think about that."-lf
• "Read song of songs this week it will make quiet times VERY interesting"-pastor at UR, "i'm like already nervous"-SG
• "there is a shuffleboard tournament tomorrow. pray it doesn't rain." -tg
• "awwww homeboy was just trying to journal!"-maddie wach lol
• "this smoothie changed my life. Okay number two after Jesus. Actually, Jesus, pocket your dollars, this smoothie." "what about dan?" "oh yeah. I love you!" -mg haha
• "we went here for a fieldtrip in 8th grade it wasn't that fun"-thint "what do you mean NOT FUN!?"-kylie
• "that horoscope was dumb. i just wanted it to say "michelle you're going to make some bad decisions, you already did. deal with them"." -menp
• after we're already out of the parkinglot and driving..."soo..did we leave grandma somewhere or..." -gpa haha
• "so i can put that in my private folder so its not like everyone random sees 'oh she needs to buy tampons'" "yes. exactly."-aL & i
• "i used to travel, now I just have babies"-amy l
• roomie: "so how many cm are in an inch? maybe 16 or something?" ch: meh idk i'll google it. wow, is this for real? 1 inch = 2.54 cm. roomie: "interesting.."
• "the pressure of tomorrow's party just hit me. i don't have baloons." -elise about our 2 person goodbye party
• "i got that sweet sour swag.--pause--....that sounds like an asian dish"-lindsie
• "it doesn't matter if you're on the right road, if you don't move to one side or the other you're gonna get hit"--grandma alice
• "if i DONT climb mount killamanjaro with a shirpa, i --only get ONE check off--YOU"LL GET GANGREA AND DIE"--me, with interjection by t-dog
• "i like books iwth pictures"-t=dog
• "i just like the sick nasty part. in my head i said get it taylor. like i dont even think i know what hes talking about .."--maddie about tyalors status which read "got my new CG15 today sick nasty"
• "how was the wine?"-gma "it wasn't bad"-mom "yeah it was pretty good"-taylor "since when are you in the wine line!?"-gma
• taylor to his drivers ed teacher: "linda, were you drinking?" linda: "no i havent had a beer in 4 years" taylor: "thats cause the vodkas where its at, right linda."
• t-hint's drivers ed: *video simulating drunk driving*: now we are going to give the drivers two more drinks.. *pat mcdermot*: well now its really a party isnt it"
• "you dont think my paper machet pig i made in 3rd grade is cool?" "no mom its cool i just wasnt expecting it" "no one ever does."--mom and i cleaning the basement.
• "he's a good singer though" "oh good, then he can at least pray!" "yeah, so he can pray and stuff" --amy & i talking about jon
• "teens and boredom. the health teachers always said that was never good." -samantha
• "You'd eye her up"-matt "i wouldnt eye her up i'd proposition her, you gotta take a shot"-maas
• "walt whitman wrote about gay sex and people were like you're dirty. then he died and people said "you're alright, lets teach this in school"--maas
• "if you got it flaunt it"-matt. "if you're talking about your writing go for it. if you're talking about anything else, keep it to yourself young man, keep it to yourself. especially in this setting." -maas
• (On the phone with mom) Mom: "I think taylor wants to talk to you" taylor: "no i don't" mom: "oh, I thought you said C money" (the reason that is funny is....that is normal.)
• L about the girl scout nonprofit: "they were tlaking to me about leading like self esteem workshops and I just was like "well maybe if i attend some first I could lead some"
• "oh i just stepped on your new outfit...oh can i wear that out tonight?" "yeah if you dont' want to date anyone in the RF area" "how about the tri-state area."--L& I about my rock the cause sweatshirt.
• "maybe they don't say hit me up in vermont. maybe that means get me pregnant in vermont." *pause of me going "op!" and laughing* "okay, extravagant example." --linds talking to rachel and me commenting.
• "hey can i wear my hair up today?"-ch "......nope. I mean...yeah, nope."-lf on the status of my neck situation.
• your mind is MESSED UP!"--mg
• "RUN TO YOUR BED! FAST!"

"I can't. I'm in my red licorice outfit and it's tight."--cindy nepsund

• ""We've grown up a lot this year. When you get to railroad tracks, you try to not have a stroke, I'm becoming more social.." --little me
• "It was just a random proximity thing."

"Bitch, I was in proximity!"--pushing daisies

• Courtney's all ready to hook'r up"

"My Courtney is no hooker" (grandma & grandpa talking about me tying up the boat)

• "Dear God, I just want to pray for Courtney giving up sleep for lent...because....that sounds like a bad idea..."--maddie wach
• "When you get mad, you're at red. Count to 5, that'll take you to yellow. Then once you're at green, make your decision."--maddie wach
• "Well, beauty is...frustration."--holly brettigen
• ""We" will always be "we" in whatever form "we" is"--mg
• "We get it."--sam g
• "i couldn't handle math today. She kept being like "where would you like it? big or small?" I don't have the maturity to handle that!"--l.f.
• "hey are you on for me?" "...always"--me / l.f.
• "hey, this is a weird question, but what is your love language?"-ch ".....like do I like to talk dirty??"--lf --clarification-- NO it did not mean that haaha
• "there will be no physical activity on my 21st birthday but we can forsure do the pedal pub on yours because i will be so old that i'll HAVE to sit down to drink"--sc.
• "i can't date him. he's not older or anything" "oh so he's younger.""no" "he's a relative?" "LET ME TELL THE STORY" --elise/me/a.lloyd
• "tyra's shows are always about sex. Every single one." "oh i didn't know that I don't watch her show" "I didn't either but my roommate last year did so I had to watch it....I learned a lot." "There's a lot to learn."--me and A.lloyd
• "i'd be like oh, i'm sleeping with lindsie"--me (referring to lindsies picture frame sitting on my pillow) "if i had a dime for every time i heard that..."--lf. "you'd be a very poor woman."--me "i'd have a dime."--lf
• "the library fucking rocks. i love the library.you can quote me on that shit."--kare
• "i found a dog that i want to get"--grusch "......."--me & mich "....you like dogs?"--mich
• (about hope showing her roommate the doppelganger i found for her but idk her roommate at all...) me: did you tell her i was creepy? hb: yeah, but i tried to make you sound nice.
• "well she lives in a closet for now."-ch "like harry potter" lf....more convo blah blah..."ok well keep me from falling head over heels for hagred. jared."--lf. at like 12:30 am.
• "angry birds is like crack. and i'm a crack whore. i'm addicted. I can't stop. i've tried. i'm so addicted i'm looking up youtube videos on how to beat levels. i need to beat it by monday, or i will fail school."--cap.
• "i think i read that somewhere...i have so many different places to stalk you now i can't keep track"--mg
• "if i was bullimic and i looked like THIS..." "you're doing it wrong--lf.
• "what are your thoughts about sharing salsa?"-lf "well i don't really have any emotions because.."(going to say because it doesnt really matter to me) "oh yes, i forgot"--lf.
• "i'm so mad we have class. im gonna go home and pray for like 10 minutes"--j biebz
• "i've got nothing on the Lord when it comes to creation but.."-jenn s talking about her bean plant in a bottle lol
• "and she was like well you are BEAUTIFUL! and I was lik e "this is awkward please leave"--tdog about a woman thinking she was irish in her little booth.
• "i'm only funny every half hour, and we lost it, dang it!!"--menp
• "I heard that!"-e "you did? from who??"-c
• "you're such a dad!"-e
• "dads are weird. like, you know? someone is going to be my kids dad!"-me "yeah totes"-e "you guys are such n's."-a. lloyd.
• "if i had to go to the edge of the grand canyon or something i'd be crawling on my stomach. I couldn't stand next to the edge, I'd probably just jump. Not because I wanted to end my life but because I don't trust myself."d.heb "never been there."--cap
• "she told me not to get a hedgehog because they make mazes." me: "? what?" "yeah, because it said so in harry potter. i was like have you smoked weed lately??" -kh
• "is it creepy if i skype him back while i'm in my bed? i'll look like a whoor"l.f. "but a classy one, like for governors and professional athletes" c.h.
• "its not you its the stache"-eli
• "what i loved about that was that none of you said things like "i want to be a stock broker so i can be filthy rich and have a pool in my back yard." "well you didnt call on me yet so.."-maddie
• "i'm not trendy, i don't put socks in my hair, i'm ont a freaking hipster"--lanman
• "i tried to wear clothes that people havent seen before, well i mean except for my yoga pants of course i don't go anywhere without those things" --lanman
• "you know that jesus did feed the 5,000." "yeah maybe he'll multiply my tickets" lanman and langer about josh getting a ticket to the concert
• "why don't we just sit and appreciate the world and its vastness"--miranda "i think some people could be doing that but some should definitely be doing something else."--amya
• "what if this is the interpretation that the world is so big that God doesn't have time to care about you right now"--miranda "yeah...i don't think so...if God is looking at a jellyfish instead of me right now, God has ADD. God is on pinterest. In realit, we're probably pinterest to God."--amy a
• "there was a moment yesterday when i thought to myself, "i'm goign to be a nurse!" and then i snapped out of it and was like "your'e retarded"--sarah capi
• "we have that book? i've never even seen it before."--me

"yeah. you need to have read 2 chapters of it for the exam tomorrow."--cap

• "i'm going to get skinny this semester. i'm scared"--samantha about not having any food this sem.
• "thats like, call me maybe, i'm from georgia, have my baby"--amy a
• "I mean, I'm not blaming you, I'm just blaming your luscious hair." --eli about me having many men like me.
• "i'm self aware when it comes to bodies, my body, particularly my ass"--eli
• "you're not 40 yet but.." about me being a cougar on my 21 bday--eli
• "I wish you were here so I could touch your face!"--eli
• "i thought about it for my whole lunch break, thats the longest i've ever thought about a tattoo"--amy a