• "holy balls goldie, you scared us!"--e.lan first time driving goldie
  • "why would you want to throw up. are you bulimic?""NO I'm not bulimic. do i look bulimic? thanks?"--alexa and e.lang
  • "do we get to meet thompi?"--john
  • "use your whole body like you did last night"-jonathan
  • "we're like, no cribbing it for a bed right now"--e.lan
  • "scott is my favorite part of this internship"-langer
  • "Go to Italy, find a husband, eat a lot of gelato. but make sure you eat the gelato after finding the husband."-megan to langer
  • "you killed it when its alive?"--alexa
  • "Yesterday I had soft hands and then today I have these things and they told me they're called calluses."--lanman
  • "No but really i'm going to drop kick the first kid that unfolds a tshirt"--lanman
  • "i think i'm whiter than the sand"--hannah
  • "This meal is soo unhealthy for you but God sooo blesses it."--trent about outlaws
  • "Dirt or crap?"-Caitlin "Crap"-me "Nope, phone a friend. Root."--Caitlin
  • "You freak me out because your mannerisms remind me of my best friend"-Caitlin "I thought you were going to say because so many of her mannerisms remind me of a unibomber"--lanman
  • "well thats the most action i've gotten in awhile"--megan after being frisked
  • "that's intense" "you know what else is intense? verbs. camping. circus fires."--sarah
  • "N*Sync was my first concert and I almost fainted"-adam
  • "when i walk into a nike store i'm like 'i'm not a real person anymore, im an athlete' and i'm like 'i could have abs one day'-logan
  • "i threw up this morning and i've had diarrhea all day" "you're pregnant."
  • "its good that we're all getting it out right now... "i mean everyone knows that john just blew it up and alexa is having issues.."
  • the elevator shakes and makes bad noises, random lady in the elevator"y'all have your bibles...if this thing stops we're about to have bible study up in here"
  • "i'm so hungry i could eat deep fried money right now."--lanman
  • "well the night took an unexpected turn...i'm glad we're doing this together but i'm terrified of needles!"--lanman
  • "i feel like i'm gonna be the only one with a boob tattoo."--lanman
  • "dear camper that left gum on the floor for me to step on, "revenge is mine says the Lord #scripturetweet"--langer
  • "we're free!! now i know what the genie felt like in aladdin"-lanman
  • "hey kelsey are you sleeping?"-me "No, i'm crying"-kelsey, reading.
  • "hey is this a good color for me?" holds up computer to face. me
  • "i don't know what dessert to get and you dont know what milkshake to get with my dessert"--kelsey
  • "Hi, i'm not the one picking up the meds, or the one paying for the meds, but i'm the one taking them asap. #rashtastic #lostplastic"--emilylanman
  • "did anyone hear chicken little yell 'the sky is falling' today? that was actually alexa. #bbr jokes"-lanman
  • "i learned a lot of cool stuff in this book"langer "are you being real or sarcastic"-me "what book are you reading?"-kelsey "the bible."
  • "its only funny when its not your soy milk"--lanman
  • "are you having a bad day for any reason or is it just banana pudding in your flashlight?"-langer
  • "there were some girls out there BALLIN. like i was inspired. watching them i was like "i can be the next woman president"--langer
  • "remember that one time when I had a dream that i pet a whale? man that was so great. until it opened its mouth.."--langer
  • "i love how you say heard that. its like i'm rying to say it low key and calm but I can't do it without sounding black."-megan
  • "change graphics, slow pull 1 ok faster follow 2, more lights on seth"..."and we're back".
  • "if you're Job then I'm Moses, and the israelites can't decide where they want to eat and corn nuggets only come from the sky every other weekend"--lanman
  • "I can see why Brett asked if you were drunk"--Chelsea
  • "are you going to sketch me?" "no" "it'll be like the titanic, except we're not on a boat, i have clothes on, and we're not in love." "JUST like the titanic."
  • "i'm sorry i ever doubted you"-langer to an outlaws sandwich
  • things you do with campers:
    • "so we were pretending that we had never seen an elevator before..."
    • "so we were shooting kids with water guns if they werent' in their rooms..."
    • "Sometimes I forget the campers can hear me."
jun 5 2011 ∞
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