• "theres nothing wrong, you're just having a moment. take a deep breath and keep going."
  • "are you just drawing with an F? that makes me say WHAT THE F?"
  • "are you tired? you don't want to do this anymore?"--amy "yeah. you do it."--kirsten "okay."--amy
  • "you look hot today, have a date?"--someone in our class "no, i just decided to shower. Sometimes hygiene is good for the soul."--amy
  • "be careful searching salami on the internet."
  • "I was in Glamour once."
  • "Welcome to Wisconsin. This is absurd, I live in Minneapolis, I'm from Connecticut. I'm not welcoming anyone to Wisconsin. But I'm sure they do welcome you."
  • "I think unicorns are important.."--hippie girl "Generally, or to you? Oh, well I KNOW they're important generally but.."
  • "If your hands are under the table, you're doing one of 2 things and both are inappropriate for class"
  • "If you're gonna miss class, make sure its a REALLY good party"
  • I might say fuck a lot, so just be prepared for that. My kids say, "Mom, thats a bad word" and I say 'I'm an adult'"
  • "I was taught to draw like 'the pupils of the eyes line up with the corners of the mouth'...yeah if you want to do a police sketch, but I want to capture some wonkiness, I also want to draw in my mood, and my bad back."
  • "No dolphins, no crosses, no hearts, no stuffed animals, no water, I don't wanna see that shit."
  • "Have I told you the nail in the vagina story?"
  • "Sue me, I didn't make up the world!"
  • "Ask me if I'm done now." 'Are you done?' "Yeah, I'm done."
  • "If anyone is shy and doesn't want to talk about their work, you may also interpretive dance. I will accept that."
  • "I'm going to tie my leg to my arm, blindfold myself and draw it underwater. A recipe for success."
nov 14 2011 ∞
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