- "Liquor is quicker...brandy is dandy hahahah...and whats that about beer before wine you'll be fine but beer before liquor never been sicker?"
- "I showed this movie at St Cloud and it got confiscated"
- "I think he might have a little problem with the sniffing"
- "If you want to see Salma Hyacks breasts, rent the movie boys"
- "He's just so naughty, I just love it"
- "You have to be a little bit more of a bad boy"
- "Please, sink ship sink!! I just couldn't watch it again"
- "It was like a great dane (kate winslet) mounting a chihuahua (leonardo di caprio)
- "Everytime I feel sad I better put it on facebook"
- "Maybe she's smiling because she's getting lucky...or maybe shes smiling because she already did"
- "he had a big fear of getting syphallus...heck I think everyone has a fear of that."
- "Pearl... :) ....I actually slept with it last night...A little Elliott Smith on there..."
- "I'll have to run upstairs and get it on for my next class...well that sounded weird."
- "He had PLEATHER PANTS. THey were hot. And they were warm as well. When you sweat they were hard to take off."
- "Is that hello kitty?" "oh my gosh!!! No it cannot be. Thats just silly. Too goofy. Hello Kitty."
- "We don't like skinny people."
- "Capi-strant...you like that?"
- "I was just trying to look at it, to read it, not trying to stare at your chest or anything."
- "I think I'll dress up as Amy Winehouse for Halloween"
- "Holy shit. Better unzip it a little more because my butts my biggest part."
- "I'm going to bury him in overalls."
- "They wouldn't be happy that I was using spray paint and I'd be like "what?" then somebody would light a cigarette and I'd be like * POOF *"
- "Tyra...shes really not very smart."
- "You just did the same thing, you know? It was like blue steel, you know?"
- "So I threw the chicken bones into an acid bath. It'd probably be a good way to get rid of a body."
- ""cue the porn music, bow bow bowwwww"
- "They had a VERY sexual relationship. I feel like a gossip. She would just touch her shirt and they'd go do it. It was neat."
- "Sometimes I just look at her pieces and I go "ooooh she was thinking about something else". And you know what I mean."
- "I have some really perverted books at home that I should show you."
- "You can look up a bunch of cool stuff online. Porn was started immediately when the camera came out."
- "Don't get caught riding King Dong and don't walk barefoot. I have a picture of my daughter riding that."
- "I don't like that show I think jennifer Love Hewitt has it in her contract that she has to walk around in her nightie at least once an episode with her fake boobs. wow that sounded really catty, huh"
- "whats that saying again? Its like "ohh old balls""
- "This is where cougars come from, you know?"
- "wait a minute I thought sesame street was on, why do I have to watch this?"
- "I'm thinking margaritas right now"
- "Homo erotic drawings, thats what he was doing before."
- "Where did she get all of this blood? You can get a lot of blood in Iowa"
- "They don't make guys like that anymore"
- "He did a body painting and the nipple was a part of it, and he wasn't very attractive, he had man boobies. It was weird."
- "If you've ever had a male friend that was small and effeminate looking, thats him. Peter in the last spper, not a woman."
- "I just want to go get lit on fire and pushed away in a boat."
- "I had a kid body and then all of a sudden I turned 40 and the booty just popped. No cracker butt for me."
- ""a mouse was in my portfolio and it peed and pooped on my work and try to explain that one, a dog didnt eat it, a mouse crapped on it. so i mean i just shredded it because they took my work and stomped on it on the ground and spit on it anyways. that was in the good old days, they treated you like crap so you would know you would be treated like crap as an artist. they prepared you for the REAL WORLD. and now i've been in therapy for many years."
- "i saw these 2 like 17 year olds dressed like...i don't know i think they were dressed as hookers" "oh that was me"
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