- Drawing 1. P.Mak style
- (while drawing with a brush) "so you can use the end of the brush...and you can use the other end for a pen..(practices spinning the brush)...like a drummer..a drumstick...wheel of fortune...vanna white...she's like 50..when i was 50.."
- "hm that looks like one of those things you buy at the mall of america" "..what?" "those things that have salt" "a pretzel?" "yes yes a pretzel"
- "did you guys watch that tv last night about the finger" "...what?" "you know. guy has hamburger helper hand and is trying to give other guy the finger. he cant because he only has 4 fingers. HA! no middle!"
- "is that clear" (the whole class:)"yeah" "no everyone you're supposed to say crystal. crystal. crystal clear. tom cruise."
- "Remember we just talked about refridgerators and microwave ovens? Okay here is a dog."
- "Like if you need a refrigerator or a microwave oven, you just cut it out and put it in there! Does anyone know that song? The one about refrigerators and microwave ovens??"
- "What does a church look like? Well it looks like a church, with a cross on top"
- "Its like Texas. Bigger the Better. This is Good old America."
- Regular life with peter:
- "their bodies are here but their minds are not because they like to smoke that stuff. Do you do that?"
- "oh are you a track star?" to jessie
- i hold up my pinky...me: "you know what pinky swearing is?" him: 'yeah'. holds up his pinky to jessie like 2 minutes later hahah
- Intro to Painting:
- "give me the other w word." "why...when..." "no! HOW."
- "do you guys like my new fashion" (shows us a black studded belt" "I stole it from my sons closet. he said give it back that is expensive." keeps painting... "vans is the clothes for people on skateboard?" class: 'yes.'
- Psych 101. T.Tubre style.
- "You're all prude. You're all frickin prude! Ax body spray does not produce sexual arousal in humans. Its your boyfriend that is the BOMB at putting the moves on you."
- "Alcohol is a social lubricant. So people that are less comfortable dancing on the bar will dance. And then you have better facebook pictures."
- Photo @ SC: M. Griffiths:
- "I lost my train of thought because I was trying to be funny."
- "She was wearing the WRONG HAT" "don't you hate that? people gonna go out and not be period correct"
feb 11 2010 ∞
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