• oo coffee. you have coffee in your hand! by the time she makes a new one the old one will be gone! good point. so, guess what. i'm having dinner with logan tonight. "so he finally wormed his way back in, huh?" "he did at that" "is he taking you someplace fabulous? "probably" want to borrow my scarf? "wait for the wedding night"--gilmore girls

Rory: So what's going on at home? Lorelai: Big grapefruit shortage. The hurricanes wiped them out and Taylor is completely freaking out. Rory: I'm sure. Lorelai: And Patty and Babette are organizing Stars Hollow's first botox party. Rory: Are you invited? Lorelai: Are you insinuating I should be? Rory: So the Hollow's low on grapefruits?

• "dont sign my name to that 'i'm sorry a shark ate your bitch of a sister card"-pushing daisies
• this peppy girl goes "oh em gee that is g r 8 ttfn oh no i mean brb" and the detective guy goes "oh man shes got a case of the d-umb a-s-s"-pushing daisies