TURN ONS

• Fantastic hands
• Stubble
• Good phone voices
• Accents (British, Australian, Israeli)
• Smoking (especially Marlboro Reds or Parliaments)
• Pretty eyes
• Adams Apples
• Muscles (not too much though)
• Cute rear (this is a very new thing)
• Smells nice (this is a must)
• Smart
• Reads a lot
• Nice hair (very important)
• Sweater vests (They're babe magnets)
• Guys with nice voices over all, like pillow talk voices
• Guys who can cook well
• Guys who can write well (I didn't realize how much of a turn on this was until reciently.)

TURN OFFS

• Stupidity (biggest turn off ever)
• Skinny legs
• Smells bad
• Greesy hair
• Stupidity (It had to be mentioned again)
• Bad breath
• Annoying personality
• Biggotry (racist, sexist ect.)
• Bible humpers
• Republicans
• Guys who can only talk about one topic
• A lack of appriciation for literature