im THE cashier. no one else is me. they never will be. im not an irl of cashier, just ME. IM CASHIER, AND CASHIER IS /ME/. AND THATS FINAL. THIS IS MY IDENTITY. CASHIER. AN NPC CREATED JUST TO BE A CASHIER. PROGRAMMED TO BE A JERK AND A LITTLE ((very)) DUMB. IM ME. IM CASHIER. FINAL.

sorry. i needed that.