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  • Where's kitty?
    • Between my nephews and I. we used to watch phineas & ferb and took the where's perry? to heart. we say it everytime the cat isn't around.
  • The wedding was beautiful
    • My cousin made a huge party for his birthday, with dj, dancers, etc. My sister got drunk (like really drunk), took a microphone, started crying, screamed at everyone when someone muted the mic and finally (while my family dragged her outside) shouted in tears "THE WEDDING WAS BEAUTIFUL"
  • And upon the cards, the table
    • There's a famous saying in spanish that basically says: "to bread bread, to wine wine and upon the table the cards" that would be the equivalent of "let’s call a spade a spade". My mom and I were watching a tv report when a woman said "to bread bread, to wine wine and upon the cards the table". It was so funny that we say it everytime we talk about something that is true.
  • The taaaaaaaaank!
    • My father always used to shout THE TAAAAAAAAAAAAANK in a very loud and husky voice everytime the water tank was full. it sounded funny tbh
  • I have the entry, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE EXIT
    • My father was "searching" for "prints" when a guy entered the house. "this guy put his feet here, jumped there..." he really was feeling like sherlock holmes lmao (turns out the guy was my grandma that was bored and wanted to take a walk)
oct 20 2020 ∞
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