Monday

• Date Night (2010)
  • I'd do it again, you know? ... Us - you, me, kids - all of it. I'd do it again. I'd choose you, every time.

Thursday

• Glee: Hell-O (s01e14)
  • Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

Friday

• How I Met Your Mother: Zoo or False (s05e19)
• How I Met Your Mother: The Rough Patch (s05e07)
  • Maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is... two friends getting back together.
• How I Met Your Mother: Of Course (s05e17)
  • Wow! I knew I would be bad at being a boyfriend, but I didn't know I'd be such a bad ex-boyfriend.
• It's Complicated (2009)
  • Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?

Saturday

• Tooth Fairy (2010)
  • Who wrote that, Charles DarWING?
• House (2008)
• Bride Wars (2009)
  • They haven't spoken in a week. That's like a century in girl years.
  • You do not alter a Vera to fit you, you alter yourself to fit Vera.

Sunday

• Weather Girl (2009)