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Monday

  • Sabrina (1954)
    • I hate girls that giggle all the time.
    • You hate every girl David looks at.
    • A woman happily in love, she burns the soufflĂ©. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven.
    • I decided to be sensible the other day and tore up David's picture. Could you please airmail me some Scotch tape?
    • Bonjour, mesdames et monsiuers. Yesterday we have learned the correct way how to boil water. Today we will learn the correct way how to crack an egg. VoilĂ ! An egg. Now, an egg is not a stone; it is not made of wood, it is a living thing. It has a heart. So when we crack it, we must not torment it. We must be merciful and execute it quickly, like with the guillotine.
    • No, father. The moon is reaching for me.
    • I've been trying to write her a poem, but I can't seem to finish it. What rhymes with "glass"?
    • And how do you say I wish I were my brother?
    • Funniest thing. Linus Larrabee, the man who doesn't burn, doesn't scorch, doesn't melt... suddenly throws a twenty million dollar deal out the window. Are you sure you don't want to go with her?

Tuesday

  • Roman Holiday (1953)
    • The best thing I know is to do exactly what you wish for a while.
    • Is this the elevator? (It's my room!)

Wednesday

  • Kung Fu Panda (2008)
    • Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. :))
    • There are no accidents.
    • You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
    • One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
    • He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me? (Don't tempt me.)
    • You wanna get something to eat?

Friday

  • Zombieland (2009)
    • You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.
    • The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.
    • You got taken hostage by a little girl? (She was like a crouching tiger...)
    • Poor flat bastard.

Saturday

  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (2008)
    • I just fell off a donkey!
    • Why can't you just stop thinking about it and follow your heart?

Sunday

  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
    • Mhm, you're so cool. And what do you listen to on there, teletubbies hit parade?
    • Well, maybe sometimes it's easier to be mad at the people you trust. Because you know they'll always love you, no matter what.
    • Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things like wearing these pants or getting to a new level of Dragon's Lair - making those count for more than the bad stuff. Maybe we just get through it... and that's all we can ask for.
    • But we know now that no matter how far we traveled on our own separate paths... Somehow we would always find out way back to each other.
jan 25 2010 ∞
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