- To make an essay longer, change all the periods to pt 14 font...and if you are really desparate, you can change the commas and semicolons too...
- Mirroring other peoples actions makes them like you better.
- Not cleaning the coffee pot every day makes the coffee taste better.
- I can make a pair of cuffs, a chest harness and a corset out of one type of knot.
- A pout gets you everywhere with the right person.
- Staring at someone in the eyes more than 3 seconds makes them come over and talk to you...useful if you are lonely, bored or need a distraction from something.
- Moving paper from one side of your desk to another makes it look like you are working hard.
- At the end of the day, if your desk is clear, it looks like you got a lot done that day.
- As long as you have a fluffy comforter, you can lay it over rumpled sheets and no one will ever know-which by the way, a 'made' bed makes your room look 10x cleaner even if everything else is out of place
- People will think you are smarter if you agree with what they say
- Throwing everything in a drawer makes it look like you cleaned
- Getting everything off the floor makes it look like you spent a whole lot of time cleaning
- If you carry a clipboard and stare intently at it, you can walk in anywhere
- Spraying your dirty clothes with body mist is as good as cleaning them (most of the time)
- The more you look down, the less likely people are to bother you
- People are observant, even if they don't know it. So leave out fancy books for other people to find...such as "The Universe in a Nutshell" by Stephen Hawking
- Knowing the definitions of all vocab and not doing any other studying will get you an 85% on a test consistantly by common sense alone.
- Painting rooms in complimentary colors ie: purple/yellow, blue/orange, red/green, makes your brain more creative.
- Knowing that 90% of all communication is non-verbal allows you to understand way more than everyone else.
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