- "By Hermes's flamingly gay buttocks, she is absolutely perfect!"
- "We can explain everything. Go ahead, Venus; explain everything."
- "I'm white! Oh, Jesus god-fucking-bless America! Jesus Jesus! I feel faint. My heart! Kat! I'm dying!"
- "So what is this thing you need us to do?" "Simple. We want you to end the Trojan War." "Jesus lord! You did take me with you to hell, Kat."
- "My dear sweet baby Jesus, I have tresses. Long, flowing, curling, blond tresses ."
- "Sweet Jesus on a cracker, will you look at that."
- "Someone should hold him. It'll mess up the tasteful yet manly scar I'm plannin' for him if he jerks around."
- "I do not believe what a pain in the ass Barbie locks are."
- "I'm not a moron. I'm just white."
- "Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles."
- "Seminaked men!" Jacky trilled. "With swords," Kat purred. "It is a romance novel!"
- Okay, I'll just admit it, There is something completely sexy about all this warrior machoness. I mean, look at them. They're all bare chested and muscular and sweaty and oh, so 'I'm gonna bang my chest and kill the dragon for you; that is makes me want to let him ravish me."
- "In other words, your magical va-ja-ja saved him."
- "You have three fingers, just like Yoda."
- A/N "Gentle reader, please understand that by "historical notes" I mean history as translated through my eyes. More specifically, I decided how I wanted the story to end for each character and then I made it up."
dec 30 2008 ∞
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