this is vwhat id like to call my safe hawven for the many identity issues that plague me, and i hope none of you vwould be so rude as to ruin that for me.

my human identity is a sensitiwve subject, and i vwont take any rudeness lightly. my kintypes are also just as important, but if any of you lot are reading this and making a mental plan to inwvalidate my struggles as a human on beforus, id suggest youd pack your shit and get the fuck off my page. im sadly used to harassment, especially from my close peers, but id hope none of you kind strangers vwant to aim to get a rise out of me. none of you vwould like me that much vwhen im angry.

anywvays, at your nearest conwvenience, check out my kin list and vwarnings before you follow. hope to see ya around! (hope! heh heh.. see vwhat i did there? no? fine.)

here's the main ewvent, vwhat youwve probably been vwaiting for. i usually take NO DOU8LES rule for all of my alternate identities, but... if you ask nicely, i vwont mind!

ME! no questioning, this is my vwhole personhood.

• human (circa 1950s, greaser. you ewver read the outsiders? yeah. like that. i got a fevw memories of running my ovwn gang, cruising around tovwn, making all sorts of trouble. SOCS, DO NOT INTERACT.)
• dallas winston (the outsiders. this bub is literally me, and serwves as nifty inspiration for my human look. im begging you guys, no doubles for this one. it makes me species dysphoric.)

IDS! (almost me, but not hitting the mark quite yet.)

• danny zuko (grease. obwvious choice, but ...

novw its time to get into the real business, shall vwe?

• im kind of a chatty and.... heh, forvward guy - if you dont like that, id suggest leawving as soon as possible. dont be surprised if i vweasel my vway into your dms! i just vwanna chat and make some nevw friends! (or more...)
• if you dont like pet names, id suggest you get owver that soon. its part of my wvenacular, and changing it giwves me boatloads of species dysphoria. thats all right vwith you, right, svweetheart?
• if you participate in any type of kin inwvalidation tovwards anyone but especially me, PLEASE block me. negatiwvity makes my skin break out.
• if youre associated by the slovwly mowving, radioactive turbo wvirgin booger of a man knovwn as m/tuna c/ptor, id also suggest you block me svwiftly. i made this ac...