- ♥ "I GOT TWO FREE TACOS."
- ♥ "road work ahead?
- ♥ uh yeah i sure hope it does"
- ♥ "I WON'T HESITATE, B-"
- ♥ "what a shame the poor groom's bride is a-
- ♥ sweet potato."
- ♥ "gram gram?"
- ♥ "why are all these freaking cookies over the floor?"
- ♥ "i fell can you help me?"
- ♥ "hi my name is trey and i have a basketball game tomorrow!"
- ♥ *gasp* "adam!"
- ♥ "stop!! i could of dropped my croissant!"
- ♥ "i want to see my little boy!"
- ♥ "welcome to t-t-t-t-t-TARGET!"
- ♥ "chris? is that a weed?"
- ♥ [presses 9:11 on microwave]
- ♥ "hey, do you want a- [i have a lisp,, i can't just say rice krispies treats out loud-]
- ♥ "BLUE BAR"
- ♥ "OH MY GOD A TORNADO IS FORMING,, BUT WE'RE SHOPPING."
may 7 2021 ∞
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