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  • ♥ "I GOT TWO FREE TACOS."
  • ♥ "road work ahead?
  • ♥ uh yeah i sure hope it does"
  • ♥ "I WON'T HESITATE, B-"
  • ♥ "what a shame the poor groom's bride is a-
  • ♥ sweet potato."
  • ♥ "gram gram?"
  • ♥ "why are all these freaking cookies over the floor?"
  • ♥ "i fell can you help me?"
  • ♥ "hi my name is trey and i have a basketball game tomorrow!"
  • ♥ *gasp* "adam!"
  • ♥ "stop!! i could of dropped my croissant!"
  • ♥ "i want to see my little boy!"
  • ♥ "welcome to t-t-t-t-t-TARGET!"
  • ♥ "chris? is that a weed?"
  • ♥ [presses 9:11 on microwave]
  • ♥ "hey, do you want a- [i have a lisp,,...
may 7 2021 ∞
feb 7 2022 +
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  • ♥ "i only radiate big gay energy. sorry."
  • ♥ "i need to call some guy named ja'crispy."
  • ♥ "WHAT'YA DOING???"
  • ♥ "my name is cONnOR."
  • ♥ "um why would i lie?"
  • ♥ "i own three (3) demon cats."
  • ♥ "august 3rd? oh kill me now."
  • ♥ "WILFORD MOTHERLOVING WARFSTACHE."
  • ♥ "i lost two followers during alexa's deviancy."
  • ♥ "i think they wanted her to remain a machine."
  • ♥ "the mood for tonight, lads, is connor saying 'i like dogs."
  • ♥ "[SCREAMS IN TEA]"
  • ♥ "i died on august 5th, 2018 because of HIM."
  • ♥ "that's mr. steve."
  • ♥ "wait, you guys are in war???"
aug 5 2018 ∞
feb 7 2022 +
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  • "stu, it's not regular camping. it's called glamping."
  • "glamorous camping."
  • "just because she's headless doesn't mean she's poor."
  • "get the sticks already, geez."
  • "MAN START FIRE. I'M MAN."
  • "gotta poke with stick."
  • "would you like me to bless you with sage?"
  • "nala girrrllll!!!"
  • "i heard you spilled your beer. sorry for your loss"
  • "she's become one of the rock people. look at her."
  • "wait.... my mom?"
  • "her phone conversation could be a story."
  • "vanessa??? who's that?" - vanessa.
  • "LINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
  • "come on dog, come & walk your pet xaiver...
jun 13 2019 ∞
feb 7 2022 +