name: john somethin', but zoot works just fine

gender: male, he/him

orientation: hell if i know

canon: the muppet show, couple'a movies. generally pretty divergent, though

memories:

• originally born in pennsylvania, (somewhere near scranton, i think) but moved to tennessee at around 6 or 7 with my mom.
  • it was right after she divorced my dad. real scummy guy, did some shit i'm not comfortable talking about.
  • think she might'a ended up datin' and eventually marryin' our lawyer? anyway.

looking for: the rest of the mayhem, anyone who remembers me

found: floyd, animal

additional notes: under construction