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More specifically, why I wish I was black.

  • I would be able to pull off an even greater sass quotient
  • I daresay I would be an iller hip hop dancer
  • Booty
  • I would be generally hilarious
  • I would be less offensive to my race as a black person than I am as a white person
  • I would look fabulous in pastels
  • I would be among the ranks of Tyra and Beyonce (black) instead of among the ranks of Seinfeld and doctors (Jews)
  • Everyone hates whitey
  • I mentioned sass right?
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