More specifically, why I wish I was black.

• I would be able to pull off an even greater sass quotient
• I daresay I would be an iller hip hop dancer
• Booty
• I would be generally hilarious
• I would be less offensive to my race as a black person than I am as a white person
• I would look fabulous in pastels
• I would be among the ranks of Tyra and Beyonce (black) instead of among the ranks of Seinfeld and doctors (Jews)
• Everyone hates whitey
• I mentioned sass right?