• Craig Ferguson
• That pretentious house in Chicago with engraved tiles of horses and fairies and unicorns on the windows (pretty it is, modest it sure is not)
• Antoine Dodson
• Flying bags
• Looking 11:12 straight in the eye (bitterly squinty-eyed at the clock, pouty lips)
• Juicebox splatters on substitute teachers' well-iron shirts
• Incredibly boring, critically acclaimed movies
• Asian soap dramas with subtitles that disappear absurdly fast
• Fireflies in the cool June evening
• Michael Cera (prancing Cera)
• Francis (classmate)
• The Office (U.S.)
• Mammy from Gone With the Wind
• D.E's crooked smile

(apologies-- this is probably the least understandable list if you're just passing by. It's a humble list of what makes me laugh.)