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I love lists & facebook. It is my life's mission to make every title on Listography include at least one excalmation point. Also, I enjoy the lifestyle presented to the world in the form of Andy Samberg.

bookmarks:
  • Losing my boot and having to walk in the snow in socks
  • My uncle jumping off the garage roof into a large pile of snow
  • Crying after being hit with a snowball after first initiating the snowball fight
    • Still doing that every time to this day
  • Sleeping Late (obvs.)
  • Skipping school when snow days weren't called for the reason my mother refused to drive down the street
  • Making horrible snowmen who did not have corncob pipes and button noses, but instead, twigs.
  • Once making a HUGE igloo and hanging in there with my little brother for two days straight.
    • Until a friend of mine came and knocked it down and my little brother cried and I ...
jan 28 2009 ∞
jan 28 2009 +
  • Alabama
  • Alaska
  • Arizona
  • Arkansas
  • California
  • Colorado
  • Connecticut
  • Delaware
  • Florida
  • Georgia
  • Hawaii
  • Idaho
  • Illinois
  • Indiana
  • Kansas
  • Kentucky
  • Louisiana
  • Maine
  • Maryland
  • Massachusetts
  • Michigan
jan 24 2009 ∞
jan 24 2009 +
  • Losing my boot and having to walk in the snow in socks
  • My uncle jumping off the garage roof into a large pile of snow
  • Crying after being hit with a snowball after first initiating the snowball fight
    • Still doing that every time to this day
  • Sleeping Late (obvs.)
  • Skipping school when snow days weren't called for the reason my mother refused to drive down the street
  • Making horrible snowmen who did not have corncob pipes and button noses, but instead, twigs.
  • Once making a HUGE igloo and hanging in there with my little brother for two days straight.
    • Until a friend of mine came and knocked it down and my little brother cried and I ...
jan 28 2009 ∞
jan 28 2009 +

Before I begin...a big HAHA out to my list title.

  • Download more Ben Folds
  • Make more lists
  • Do some chemistry homework
  • Pass with all B's this quarter?!
  • Grow my nails out
  • Cut my hair
  • Color my hair
  • Get to the gym EVERYDAY...
  • Finish the Disney Princess CD for the babes
  • Sleep
  • Clean the fish bowl
  • Convince the parentals for another puppy
  • Get my new facial wash stuff
  • Get my eyebrows done
  • Clean out my purse
  • Remember to make outfits for the spirit days this week...ugh
  • Get Kevin's birthday present
jan 24 2009 ∞
jan 24 2009 +

Badad Jokes are jokes that are awful, pun-filled, and completely unfunny. These jokes would only ever be told, or even thought of by a dad.

  • "My face hurts..." "Well it's killin' me!"
  • Driving past a cemetary... "People are dying to get in there!"
  • "Dad, I'm hungry..." "Hi Hungry I'm Dad!"
  • As someone falls... "Did you have a nice trip!"
  • As you complain... "Would you like some cheese with that WHINE!?"
  • "I was thinking..." "Uh oh that's never good!"
jan 24 2009 ∞
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