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I love lists & facebook. It is my life's mission to make every title on Listography include at least one excalmation point. Also, I enjoy the lifestyle presented to the world in the form of Andy Samberg.

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Badad Jokes are jokes that are awful, pun-filled, and completely unfunny. These jokes would only ever be told, or even thought of by a dad.

  • "My face hurts..." "Well it's killin' me!"
  • Driving past a cemetary... "People are dying to get in there!"
  • "Dad, I'm hungry..." "Hi Hungry I'm Dad!"
  • As someone falls... "Did you have a nice trip!"
  • As you complain... "Would you like some cheese with that WHINE!?"
  • "I was thinking..." "Uh oh that's never good!"
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