- Let's turn it up to something safe... like 50,000 Volts
- Hrmmm... that's strange, let's look at how it works at 10,000 Amps
- OH SH1T, OH SH1T, OH SH1T TURN IT OFF!
- Noise!! //Insert Huge Explosion sound here// We're still alive!
- Wait... why are all of you wearing laser goggles?
- So you're saying that the only person that's gotten hurt so far is our safety officer?
- Wait...you mean that's not water? (when talking about electronics fluid that's 500$ a pint)
- Oh don't worry about him, He's sleeping from home today. (conversing on a lazy sales employee)
- Hrmmm... looks like Microsoft crashed his desk. (Weight of Microsoft books on bookshelf caused the cubicle wall to collapse)
- Hrmmmmm... Doesn't look dangerous enough... well I guess we can paint it red? (Speaking on a 200,000 volt power supply on a plastic cart running outside in the rain)
- I'm pretty sure this is generating X-rays. Oh don't worry it's safe as long as we run it for very short periods of time.
- Hrmmm... the Geiger counter is running off scale, that's bad right?
- So you're asking me if I want to adjust the power directly at the 300,000 Volt power supply or safely from a decoupled remote from 20 ft away?
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