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Engineer.... of?
Yes... my own doom. Listed here are lists.... most of which will contribute to my utter and complete annihilation in some form or factor. I work with high voltage on a daily basis. This is obscenely dangerous (the electric chair is 3,000V, I work with 300,000V on a daily basis). I'm sure due to this I will either get hit by lightning or electrocuted in my bath tub. Irony is that...

Eviljosh follows:
Meg movies (everyone has seen except me)
art (favorite xkcd webcomics)
music (videos I watch over and over)
music (wonderful Michael Jackson covers)
observations (Stuff White People Like-- and I do too)
Meg
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  • Her lovely Green eyes
  • The fact that she endlessly teases me, mostly when I deserve to be teased.
  • Back Massages
  • I never thought I wanted to date a girl as tall as me. Needless to say I had no idea what I was missing out on.
  • Friendly competition
  • Her easy going nature
  • Her Smile, the way it lights up her face and warms my heart.
  • The way she's always up for the next challenge, never shying away from my crazy ideas...
  • Her outdoorsy-ness
  • She loves dogs (including my silly puppy)
  • The kindness I see in her
  • Her goofiness makes me feel less like an absolute goof... (or at least I'm not alone)
dec 22 2009 ∞
dec 22 2009 +
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  • Let's turn it up to something safe... like 50,000 Volts
  • Hrmmm... that's strange, let's look at how it works at 10,000 Amps
  • OH SH1T, OH SH1T, OH SH1T TURN IT OFF!
  • Noise!! //Insert Huge Explosion sound here// We're still alive!
  • Wait... why are all of you wearing laser goggles?
  • So you're saying that the only person that's gotten hurt so far is our safety officer?
  • Wait...you mean that's not water? (when talking about electronics fluid that's 500$ a pint)
  • Oh don't worry about him, He's sleeping from home today. (conversing on a lazy sales employee)
  • Hrmmm... looks like Microsoft crashed his desk. (Weight of Microsoft books on bookshelf caused the cubicle wall to collapse...
jul 14 2009 ∞
jul 14 2009 +
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  • XKCD
  • Penny Arcade
  • Ctrl Alt Del
  • Nuklear Power (8bit)
  • Nuklear Power (Warbot in Accounting)
  • Looking for Group
  • Something Positive
  • Real Life
  • Three Panel Soul
jul 14 2009 ∞
jul 14 2009 +
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  • Devotchka
  • Beirut
  • Stone Temple Pilots
  • Foo Fighters (Self-titled and The color and the shape)
  • Gogol Bordello
  • Paul Simon
  • ZZ top
  • CCR
  • Queen
  • Green Day
  • Genesis
  • Cake
  • Mogwai
  • Tortoise
  • God lives Underwater
  • Collective Soul
  • Blur
  • Beck
  • Rodrigo y Gabriella
  • Colin Hay
jul 14 2009 ∞
jul 14 2009 +
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  • Coming up with new High Voltage implements of doom (Work away from Work)
  • Tube Amplifier design and build
  • Playing Guitar (poorly)
  • Road Biking
  • Mountain Biking
  • Running
  • Swimming
  • Triathlon-ing
  • DIY (anything)
  • Home improvement
  • Working on my Car
  • Building things for cheaper than you can buy them
  • Playing with my dog
  • Hiking
  • Rock Climbing
  • Reading
  • Playing video games
  • Film
  • Blogging (writing up my life in such a wa...
jul 14 2009 ∞
jul 14 2009 +
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  • Atlas Shrugged
  • The Fountainhead
  • We the living
  • Piano Player
  • Hocus Pocus
  • Cat's Cradle
  • Anthem
  • Journey to the End of Night
  • Fahrenheit 451
  • 1984
  • The Martian Chronicles
  • Small Gods
  • American Gods
  • Lord of the Flies
jul 14 2009 ∞
jul 14 2009 +
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  • Tube Amp Project (Build a modifier Fender 763AB Blackface from Scratch)
  • Mountain Bike Teardown and Rebuild (final stages)
  • Keeping the G/F's Bike from killing her Antique 70's Panasonic bike (yeah I know... I thought they only did electronics too)
  • Floor remodel in my house (Tile or Stained Concrete... just can't decide)
  • Backyard landscaping (Must find some ingenious cheap way of building a pool and not bringing the HOA down on me)
  • Front yard relandscaping (stupid autodrip system locked up and killed half my front yard)
  • Teardrop camper (Not likely but damn it looks like it'd be fun)
  • MAME Arcade Machine (Halfway done!)
  • Golfing trainer system (For Profit!)
jul 24 2009 ∞
sep 3 2009 +
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  • Rusty Nail (Scotch & Drambuie with twist of lemon)
  • Mojito
  • Jameson on the rocks (hold the rocks, double the Jameson)
  • Barefoot Moscato
  • Patron
  • Most Reistling Wines
  • Wilson Creek Almond Champagne
  • Tequila Sunrise
  • Margarita
  • Pina Colada
  • Daiquiri
jul 14 2009 ∞
jul 14 2009 +
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  • Must be able to make amazing apple pie
  • No matter how weird my family is, you must get along with them
  • Carry on a conversation beyond current weather
  • Beat me at something (preferably many things)
  • Competitive (if you can't beat me at something work on it till you can)
  • Be a graceful winner/loser
  • Don't hold grudges
  • Appreciate the little things I do
  • Appreciate the great things I do
  • Surprise me every so often
  • Talk to me, often
  • Be amazing in bed
  • Be amazing.... period
  • Have interesting eyes (shape/color/eyelashes... I should die inside everytime I meet your gaze)
  • Have an amazing smile
jul 14 2009 ∞
jul 16 2009 +