you, you obviously need this

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f e e l s ↪ (as emotions only cloud judgment)

• heavens forbid
• it is known
• no attachments!
• eye candy—they're called EYE candy for a reason—for your eyes only
• like roses or any kind of flower, they'll wilt and die if you get your hands on them so back off and enjoy your view.. from a distance of course.. a long distance
• uh-oh, nuh-uh
• move your head to the left then to the right then infinitely repeat
• Feelings are just like visitors. Let them come and go.
• All Alone! Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you'll be quite a lot.

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c h i l l ↪ (stress is bad)

• calm down, me
• relax, Diego
• yes, (please) relax
• keep calm
• kumalma
• don't flip out don't flip out don't flip out (continues infinitely)
• 33 snowfish: count to 33
• speak calmly: slowly, clearly
• composure, compose yourself
• CAMERA CREW! lights..camera..action!
• sound fx
• care less; idgaf
• indifference, that is the word
• yep, everything is fun when you care less
• hiss yo name- Irisss
• relax your facial muscles
• stop and smell the roses
• i am a monk: i am calm, composed, reserved, relaxed, focused, and graced with elegance. i have befriended a tiger. where is the tiger? i have yet to know.
• recite in your own original accent/tone: "I don't care."

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p r a y ↪ (never ever cease to)

• start and end your day with a prayer
• praise and glorify the Lord
• when in doubt, always remember the Lord
• sacrifices shall be made
• trust no one but God
• find relief in God
• I can do all things through God who strengthens me.
• pray the Rosary when you can, find time

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e a t ↪ (your health potions)

• drink cold water first thing in the morning
• watah!
• don't binge eat
• don't pig out
• no comfort eating!
• do you really want to eat/drink that? huh???
• use your imagination to unlock its flavors and texture
• it'll all go down your peepee/anus anyways
• yes, it'll become piss/shit
• you don't really want to have poopcalypse right?
• you wan't flab? then eat. otherwise, don't
• if you eat more, you'll grow yourself some arm flab wings but you can't fly because you're too heavy
• just supply your body with the right nutrients
• consume daily: water, oatmeal, milo/ovaltine, yogurt, honey, citrus fruit juice, apple, tea, fresh milk
• eat for energy!
• drink for rehydration! for all the sweat and tears

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s l e e p ↪ (your mana potions)

• you wake at 5hrs then sleep at 22hrs
• bonus of 1 hour nap ;)
• sleep for 7+ hours
• don't deprive yourself from sleep
• also don't oversleep
• just please get enough sleep, you will really thank yourself

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y o u ↪ (oh darling)

• think about it (+/-)
• don't doubt yourself, actually do. no wait. ugh.
• don't fear failure; don't fear success
• live fearlessly; fear only God
• R-E-S-P-E-C-T
• be good to Dad & Mom
• be good to everyone.. basically.
• KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS
• fck laziness
• fck procrastination
• fck people pleasing
• fck putting other's needs before your own
• every new day is another chance to change your life
• danger danger: the seven deadly sins
• take responsibility of your actions
• keep your secrets to yourself
• there is beauty in walking away
• silence is the loudest scream
• friends errwhere
• make friends with erryone
• don't trust anyone even your own shadow. (-Mom)
• don't swear unless necessary
• perhaps swear words like food or finn's?
• maintain proper posture
• dress conservatively
• coy and coquettish, demure and reserved
• WATCH WITH GLITTERING EYES
• smile! eye smile!
• eye contact during convo
• always be polite.. please :>
• away from urges!!! ehem
• enough daydreams already, you can't afford to lose track of reality—that's a luxury you can't afford. treat as a reward—you're becoming delusional. oh, please come on.
• DO IT!!! you'll regret it on your deathbed
• Yaya said to never yawn in front of a mirror.
• smile, just smile
• laugh it off
• why is this suddenly so interesting?
• be fancy as fck
• move like the graceful sht you are
• Uninterested? Lights, camera, action! You're in an indie movie hit with a hot and successful director! You're a star, baby doll.
• it's completely fucking okay to cry
• listen to soft gymnopedies in the background
• Dreams don't work if you don't.
• need adrenaline? SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER
• Feeling blue? BEEP BOP BITCH
• Prove those motherfuckers wrong

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o c d ↪ (what was that?)

• obsessive compulsive
• welcome your anxities
• make sure about just errything
• be clean always
• smell great
• don't sweat a lot
• brush yo teeth and never forget to floss!
• handkerchief!
• write in a presentable manner like how you used to

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d a i l y ↪ (monotony)

• handle your things orderly
• you have a planner, now get a plan.
• write daily to your diary.
• record: what you've eaten
• record your body measurements:
  • height (m & cm & ft in)
  • weight (kg & lbs)
  • chest-waist-hips (cm & in)
  • arms (cm & in)
• record: have you taken a bath
• record: have you pooped (can also please describe? yucks)
• record: the weather
• record: the night skies
• record every expenses
• watch the night sky errnight
• get crafty! refer to DIY board from pintrest.. daily? weekly?
• one art (doodle, etc.) per day
• a.m. (stretch—PRAY—watah!—wash face—breakfast—brush—bathe—clothe)

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s c h u l e ↪ (go fighting!)

• read errnight
• dasig lang bes
• practice practice practice
• you don't understand what you've just read? read it again.
• when in the verge of losing hope, think of God
• this is hunger games (-Mk)
• uh-oh, nuh-uh stay away from addicting things that can hinder your dreams of graduating BSA from MSU-IIT & passing the CPA board exams. nuh-uh—just look to the left then to the right then infinitely repeat it
• do all your requirements before deadlines!
• attend all school events to avoid fees later
• borrow books, if possible
• tutor? you dimwit
• pay only your transportation fees, cheapest route
• answer as many problems! quick! yield the nearest sword(pencil)!
• highlighters can make your pages pretty ;)
• don't feel like doing it? DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS BITCH, YOU HAVE TO WORK IT, DO IT FO YOSELF
• you'll be rich if you keep this up
• all I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise
• Imagine Atty at the start of your name
• Imagine CPA at the end of your name
• Men love smart women
• Absorb!!! The!!! Knowledge!!! OUT from that book!!!
• Easy easy. Sooo easy. Damn. You call that a challenge?!
• KOTI BUT DOABLE!

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