Hello my name is Irish and I am not even cut out to be an amateur film critique. I listed down my own guide for rating films or tele shows or even fucking anime. Can be applied to 10 point system or the 5-star system. Don't try to fight me over this, I am biased.

10 / 5.0 stars

  • Masterpiece. Film's message reached to me. Had me thinking about it a lot, then and now. Scarred something in my head. Imprinted a mark in me. Overall excellent. Near-perfection. Close to perfection. Or even perfect but is there such thing like a perfect movie? Aesthetics. The cinematography and all that shit. Would watch it again. Most probably movies I can't recommend to a normie.

9 / 4.5 stars

  • Worth watching. Not as good as 5.0 rating. Misses a factor or two to be a solid 5 stars. But still excellent. Wouldn't mind to to watch it again.

8 / 4.0 stars

  • Very good. Looked-up to film. No doubt touched me. Often foreign films with strong message.

7 / 3.5 stars

  • Like a solid 4.0 but lacking. Needs more impact. Maybe the cinematography and the like got to me. Often works up my mind enough for me to be entertained.

6 / 3.0 stars

  • Satisfactory. Good story line. Often tainted with commerciality. Decent enough. Average. Fun but left no imprint on me. Meh. Not good, not bad.

5 / 2.5 stars

  • Cringe-worth. Too extra. I only like it a bit. Something I'd recommend to my fake ass friends.

4 / 2.0 stars

  • Unsatisfactory. Waste of time. Most probably I ended up watching it because someone close to my heart recommended me to watch it (fuck you for forcing me to watch, you know who you are)

3 / 1.5 star

  • Why did I even bother. What were they thinking doing this? Seriously tho. I disgusted my own self by watching this movie.

2 / 1.0 star

  • Terrible. Belongs to the trash bin. I feel like garbage after watching it. Ew.

1 / 0.5 star

  • Bleach my eyes. Drill my ears bloody. Either I want to kill all the film crew and their extended families or I want kill myself.
jun 10 2016 ∞
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