Betty

• she got kicked off a horse when she was younger
• she loves a good cheese
• she grew up on a farm
• how she referrs to her parents as 'mother' and 'daddy'
• her hands and arms are the softest and bestest on earth
• how small her eyes look without glasses on
• she can only wear sterling silver earrings
• she has super sensitive skin and can only use certain types of soaps otherwise she breaks out in hives
• she's a compulsive buyer
• makes the BEST sandwiches out of the oddest bits
  • and the runniest, grossest, mushiest scrambled eggs
• "dippy-doo, dippy-doo", "we need more masa" - what she said while drunk while making tamales
• her right foot is half a size bigger than her left
• she went to vista in Pennsylvania
• her laugh
• how she called grandpa a "punk ass" that one time
• how she made lauren and i put our heads together and pose real nasty for pics
• how she always describes something as "darling"
• her love for chai tea
• she is against abortion (i did not know this until i was 17!)
• she did not have a good relationship with her mother (pissy-pissy was a bitch)
• from elementary to high school she attended 18 different schools before she graduated