Richard

• his love of snickers, reese's pieces, riesen's, and toffee
• his caramel corn
  • must get the recipie!!
• his rust-orange crocs
• his staple cologne (that he's worn since i was a kid - i'd know his smell anywhere)
• he majored in psychology
• he 'stole' all the white girls
• his first love - Sharon Rivera
• "he likes the salt, ya know" - his explanation as to why Pinto (dog) licked Sam's (dog) dick after peeing
• he calls everyone 'swine hoonts'
• he mixes different types of chips in the same bag
  • and different types of drinks in the same container
• he makes his bacon extra hard and extra crunchy
• he almost killed me and Lauren our first time tubing
• his laugh
• how he frequently sent me e-mails
• his snore
• his outtie belly-button
• how thick his fingers are
• how wide and thick is finger/toenails are
• his weird jumbled language he rants in that's supposed to resemble Spanish??