• A Neutron walks into the bar and asks how much it is for a drink. The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
  • What goes up and down but doesn't move? A sine curve.
apr 2 2010 ∞
nov 23 2010 +
user picture adrian: haha, I have some..... A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender tells him they don't serve drinks to ropes, and kicks him out. Incensed, the rope ties himself in a knot and unravels both of his ends. He then goes back in the bar and orders again. "Hey", the bartender asks, "aren't you the same rope I just tossed out?" "No", he replies... "I'm a frayed knot." PICK-UP LINES_________________________: If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip Your genes. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities. let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless. Let’s discover our coefficient of friction. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it may 28 2010
user picture Erin: hahaha let me know when you get a girl with those pick-up lines. those are like things seiger would say may 31 2010